The Blue Oyster Bar

I only have to go in tomorrow for half an hour and then I'm off for the rest of the week. 😛

I have this whole week off excellent I hope you enjoy your time off listening to Mariah Carey and fantasising over your Orlando bloom posters

haermm

I shall reveal your secret to the world sir....once I find out what it is excellent

lol, yeah so my lecturer was most definitely stoned 😆

he would just burst into laughing fits, and he sounds like Heath Ledger in the movie "Lords of Dogtown"

watch itif you haven't seen it 😛

He thought you were a pink elephant

dude, I actually said that,

I said that he was probably sitting looking at a giant pink elephant in the corner 😆

On induction day my new tutor like...made this weird little shriek and this girl was trying not to laugh

haha, weird stuff.

My Tutours are awesome man.

yeah, so we were in all last week, and I was like "hmm, not many hot chicks in the class"

then I came into class late this morning and I look over and see this barbie sitting there, I ignore the barbie and look round and discover that there was a really hot chick, stereotypically hot, so now I'm all like awesome

awehuhs

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
haha, weird stuff.

My Tutours are awesome man.

yeah, so we were in all last week, and I was like "hmm, not many hot chicks in the class"

then I came into class late this morning and I look over and see this barbie sitting there, I ignore the barbie and look round and discover that there was a really hot chick, stereotypically hot, so now I'm all like awesome

I like hot women...sometimes a little too much 🙁 Thats the worst

Originally posted by steverules
I like hot women...sometimes a little too much 🙁 Thats the worst

who doesn't 😛

There just so darn hot...I remember when I was in year 7 or grade 7 for those who are American and I was on the bus home and there was this girl who was in year 12/13 or grade 12/13 and she had a really low cut top and I was sitting down and she was stood up and standing right in front of me and for the whole of the journey her boobs were like...really close to me and I just couldn't stop staring...I was sat there eyes wide as they could be with my jaw dropped to the floor

lol, that's kind of pathetic,

I take it you're a virgin then ? 😆

if that's your biggest sexual conquest 😆

Oh you went there biscuits 😛

What's up, dudes? My BIRFDAY was yesterday!

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
lol, that's kind of pathetic,

I take it you're a virgin then ? 😆

if that's your biggest sexual conquest 😆

Well I was 11 that was the only action I could get

I don't see how it's pathetic that I liked a girls boobs sly

I lost my virginity in May 😄

Don't worry. I like the breasts as well. And asssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... and legs...... and a nice face... hmm....... I like women.

So do I 😄

Originally posted by steverules
Well I was 11 that was the only action I could get

I don't see how it's pathetic that I liked a girls boobs sly

I lost my virginity in May 😄

lol, don't get me wrong, I love teh boobs,

but I don't get why you would mention that, as though it was the closest thing to sex you had 😆