Originally posted by Don Corleone
You drunken fool. You dare speak to me in that form. Don't make steve and I pm terrible things about you. You better hope we don't run into each other out there. Here's how it would go down. Bada gets chocked out, and I urinate on his face. Get it ( face).
Don't threaten me with terrible PMs, choking and pee, sport.
Here's how it really goes:
Face - Bada, I'm gonna kick your butt!
Me - *Smiles* Say when, SPORT!
Face - Right after I comb my hair and pluck my eyebrows.
Me - *Sigh*
Face - Hang on, I'm almost ready.
Me - ...
Face - I'm ready. *Face enters with his hair freshly combed and brows plucked* Okay, no hitting in the face, hair or groin. And no closed fists.
Me - facepalm