Hey Guy and Bruce.
So, I get a call around 12:30 pm today. Some idiot dude is bothering my friend's sister in law. My friend asks me to go down to make sure everything is okay. I'm the only one who lives in the same city. The father is on his way to Tampa from Naples. I get there and she's okay, just has the flu.
The father gets there and we all are just talking. Well, the idiot dude knocks on the door and the father lets him in. By the way, this is an Italian family. So, he tells the dude to sit down and begins to yell at him. The dude starts mouthing off and I tell him to be still. The father grabs the dude by the neck and starts choking him out. I grab the girl under her arms and lift her over the couch. This pause gave the dude time to squirm free and make a break for the door. The father then yells "Bada (he used my real name), don't let him get away and bring him back!" So, I take off down the hall, sprained knee and all. The dude is frantically pushing the elevator buttons. At this point I almost start laughing, but just smile. He sees me and starts to run, all the while screaming for help. I catch up and in one fluid motion forearm him in the back to the ground, and lock up his arm and neck while he's falling. He tried escaping until I locked it up. While he's wheezing for help, I start poking him in the head with every word: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
He finally stopped and I told him he needs to get back there or pain will happen. We go back and the father and daughter, Italians, start to yell at him. Me, also being Italian, started yelling too.
The police showed up and talked to the father and daughter. Then they talked to the dude and made him leave, but we all noticed the wet spot around his zipper. Everything calms down again.
Now, the father loves me like a son and wants me to date his daughter. He bought me dinner and we chatted for a few hours. I'm going out his daughter tomorrow.
Originally posted by Black bolt zRead again. Me, the and her dad are Italian. The mook was not.
^ So you beat up an italian dude and got a girlfriend?
I didn't beat him up. lol I almost busted out laughing when he frantically was pushing the elevator buttons and then screamed for help. I simply knocked him down and contained him.
Originally posted by BadabingAh.
Read again. Me, the and her dad are Italian. The mook was not.I didn't beat him up. lol I almost busted out laughing when he frantically was pushing the elevator buttons and then screamed for help. I simply knocked him down and contained him.
Intimidated by the raptor head?
Originally posted by Badabing
Read again. Me, the and her dad are Italian. The mook was not.I didn't beat him up. lol I almost busted out laughing when he frantically was pushing the elevator buttons and then screamed for help. I simply knocked him down and contained him.
Was this an episode of Jersey Shores? Are you really Ronnie? And is she hot?
Originally posted by Don CorleoneNo TV show. Just my real life adventures. 😛
Was this an episode of Jersey Shores? Are you really Ronnie? And is she hot?
She's good looking and Italian. I'm in good because the father loves me now. He couldn't stop talking about what I did to the dude. It was just like old times again.
Originally posted by BadabingSo awesome. lol
Hey Guy and Bruce.So, I get a call around 12:30 pm today. Some idiot dude is bothering my friend's sister in law. My friend asks me to go down to make sure everything is okay. I'm the only one who lives in the same city. The father is on his way to Tampa from Naples. I get there and she's okay, just has the flu.
The father gets there and we all are just talking. Well, the idiot dude knocks on the door and the father lets him in. By the way, this is an Italian family. So, he tells the dude to sit down and begins to yell at him. The dude starts mouthing off and I tell him to be still. The father grabs the dude by the neck and starts choking him out. I grab the girl under her arms and lift her over the couch. This pause gave the dude time to squirm free and make a break for the door. The father then yells "Bada (he used my real name), don't let him get away and bring him back!" So, I take off down the hall, sprained knee and all. The dude is frantically pushing the elevator buttons. At this point I almost start laughing, but just smile. He sees me and starts to run, all the while screaming for help. I catch up and in one fluid motion forearm him in the back to the ground, and lock up his arm and neck while he's falling. He tried escaping until I locked it up. While he's wheezing for help, I start poking him in the head with every word: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
He finally stopped and I told him he needs to get back there or pain will happen. We go back and the father and daughter, Italians, start to yell at him. Me, also being Italian, started yelling too.
The police showed up and talked to the father and daughter. Then they talked to the dude and made him leave, but we all noticed the wet spot around his zipper. Everything calms down again.
Now, the father loves me like a son and wants me to date his daughter. He bought me dinner and we chatted for a few hours. I'm going out his daughter tomorrow.
Originally posted by Don CorleoneNo, I took him out of the equation. biscuits
Wow Bada! Dont mess this up or the father will choke you out. And is this dude you ruffed up out of the equation?
Originally posted by Tha C-MasterYeah, I was laughing on the way home. My most epic day in a while. slide
So awesome. lol
