Originally posted by Omega Vision
^Nice
Thanks 😄
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
afternoon..nice sig, now take it down, too offensive 😄
stacy is fine
Have you seen your sig? sly
Thanks 😄
Originally posted by Badabing
Yes, it's a VERY cool sig. shockyes
Thanks 😄
If you want I could make you one with a raptor head 😛
Originally posted by guy222Hey Guy.
afternoon all
Originally posted by steverules_2😂
Thanks 😄If you want I could make you one with a raptor head 😛
No thanks. I still prefer human females.
I'm finally back at the gym. My knee was a bit worse than I thought. I hyper-extended on top of the sprain when I had to mess that dude up a few weeks back. Feels decent enough now. Just some muscle soreness.
Originally posted by steverules_2He wouldn't DARE challenge my raptor-ness! sneer
In what way did you...'mess' him up...I may regret asking depending on what the answer isAnd for what reason/s? Did he say you weren't a raptor?
Originally posted by Badabing
So, I get a call around 12:30 pm today. Some idiot dude is bothering my friend's sister in law. My friend asks me to go down to make sure everything is okay. I'm the only one who lives in the same city. The father is on his way to Tampa from Naples. I get there and she's okay, just has the flu.The father gets there and we all are just talking. Well, the idiot dude knocks on the door and the father lets him in. By the way, this is an Italian family. So, he tells the dude to sit down and begins to yell at him. The dude starts mouthing off and I tell him to be still. The father grabs the dude by the neck and starts choking him out. I grab the girl under her arms and lift her over the couch. This pause gave the dude time to squirm free and make a break for the door. The father then yells "Bada (he used my real name), don't let him get away and bring him back!" So, I take off down the hall, sprained knee and all. The dude is frantically pushing the elevator buttons. At this point I almost start laughing, but just smile. He sees me and starts to run, all the while screaming for help. I catch up and in one fluid motion forearm him in the back to the ground, and lock up his arm and neck while he's falling. He tried escaping until I locked it up. While he's wheezing for help, I start poking him in the head with every word: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
He finally stopped and I told him he needs to get back there or pain will happen. We go back and the father and daughter, Italians, start to yell at him. Me, also being Italian, started yelling too.
The police showed up and talked to the father and daughter. Then they talked to the dude and made him leave, but we all noticed the wet spot around his zipper. Everything calms down again.
Now, the father loves me like a son and wants me to date his daughter. He bought me dinner and we chatted for a few hours. I'm going out his daughter tomorrow.