The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
Well team, another relationship bites the dust. These women seriously make me wanna snap. Same old thing. I get complained to, tell her I don't wanna hear it, she starts boo hoo-ing and I snap. I'm not Dr. Phil. I don't really give a f*ck about stupid shit at work, with a car, about clothing, blah blah blah... sneer

Don giving you lip again? Would you like me to post the raptor slap picture?

afternoon friends

hang in there bada

Originally posted by steverules_2
Don giving you lip again? Would you like me to post the raptor slap picture?
😂
Originally posted by guy222
afternoon friends

hang in there bada

Too late. I've decided to become a monk! uhuh

😛

Originally posted by Badabing
😂 Too late. I've decided to become a monk! uhuh

😛

Monks have to be flexible. What with your stubby raptor arms you would never make it.

Originally posted by Badabing
😂 👆 😄

Well team, another relationship bites the dust. These women seriously make me wanna snap. Same old thing. I get complained to, tell her I don't wanna hear it, she starts boo hoo-ing and I snap. I'm not Dr. Phil. I don't really give a f*ck about stupid shit at work, with a car, about clothing, blah blah blah... sneer

Maybe you need to find a younger woman with less wear and tear.

Originally posted by Black bolt z
Monks have to be flexible. What with your stubby raptor arms you would never make it.
Raptor arms are not stubby or inflexible! sneer
Originally posted by quanchi112
Maybe you need to find a younger woman with less wear and tear.
I tried them young (mid 20s), in their 30s and MILFs. They all get too crazy for me. I'm looking into mutes now. 😛

Originally posted by steverules_2
If you can quote a raptor then so can I

You dare ! That's a 1 hour ban from the team. I hope that will make you learn your lesson. ahah

Originally posted by Badabing
😂 👆 😄

Well team, another relationship bites the dust. These women seriously make me wanna snap. Same old thing. I get complained to, tell her I don't wanna hear it, she starts boo hoo-ing and I snap. I'm not Dr. Phil. I don't really give a f*ck about stupid shit at work, with a car, about clothing, blah blah blah... sneer

😂 👆

Originally posted by Black bolt z
Monks have to be flexible. What with your stubby raptor arms you would never make it.

Those stubby arms are great for grabbing someone in a choke hold.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Maybe you need to find a younger woman with less wear and tear.

Team I've made Quanchi the new leader of team Authority. He'll be changing a few things around here.

hey face..

Originally posted by Badabing
😂 Too late. I've decided to become a monk! uhuh

😛

will you become kwai chang caine? 😄

chillen bruce 😎

Originally posted by Badabing
sneer I tried them young (mid 20s), in their 30s and MILFs. They all get too crazy for me. I'm looking into gay dudes now. 😛

😘 😘 😘

I ate only apples and drank only water today and I feel like passing out. 🤪

Originally posted by Robin Dc
I ate only apples and drank only water today and I feel like passing out. 🤪

Why ? Is your mom not cooking today ?

Originally posted by Don Corleone
Why ? Is your mom not cooking today ?
I hear it's good for detoxification but, everyone thinks i'm weird for doing that.

Originally posted by Robin Dc
I hear it's good for detoxification but, everyone thinks i'm weird for doing that.

Well, you're a healthy kid no need to detoxify yourself. If anything you should eat anything you get your hands on, try to get some weight behind that good size you have.

Edit: Tell Lina I love her, and I miss her.

Originally posted by Don Corleone
Well, you're a healthy kid no need to detoxify yourself. If anything you should eat anything you get your hands on, try to get some weight behind that good size you have.

Edit: Tell Lina I love her, and I miss her.


I was actually planning to continue it for three days but I actually doubt it now 😘

Lina says that was unexpected and she misses you too.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
hey face..

will you become kwai chang caine? 😄

mmm

I could do that. 😎

Originally posted by Don Corleone
chillen bruce 😎

😘 😘 😘

You still tryin' for that? durpalm
Originally posted by Robin Dc
I hear it's good for detoxification but, everyone thinks i'm weird for doing that.
Child please...sneer

a monk

u silly

😛

Originally posted by guy222
a monk

u silly

😛

You do not call Friar Raptor Bada silly! durfist

God's gift to women is here. 😎

Originally posted by Don Corleone
God's gift to women is here. 😎

It's nice of you to speak about me that way

Originally posted by steverules_2
It's nice of you to speak about me that way

You dare ! In my house where my children play with their toys !