The Blue Oyster Bar

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morning friends

hey guy!

Originally posted by guy222
evening face

Afternoon fearless leader .

Originally posted by steverules_2
Please tell me that's the christmas card pic!! 😱

No, Snoopy . No Blacky this year , but Snoops mother is pregnant so next year for sure. I was thinking the background is white , christmas lights, dogs nose in red, and maybe some deer antlers.

Originally posted by starlock
Good morning team.

Hey star !

Originally posted by BlackZero30x
lol Im sad and happy....my emotions are all confused....

@Steve: hahahahahaha 🙂

morning everyone at team....

I have a joke that a friend posted on face book today....i think its really funny!

"A priest, a preacher and a Rabbi walked into their favorite bar, where they would get together two or three times a week for drinks and to talk shop.

On this particular afternoon, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.

Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first.
"Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."

Reverend Jones spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best oratory he claimed, " WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape.

The rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

😂

Remember guy's , no one is to quote or talk to the sock ( ever) .

By telling them not to acknowledge socks, you highlight several things.

1) Socks are prevalent
2) You don't believe the initial purpose of this group that everyone is equal, as you consider yourself 'in charge'.
3) You are all faggy little bitches and probably under 15 years of age.

hey face and bz

hows my friends doing?

Your friends are probably all finger painting.. I guess that's what they're doing and how they're doing it.

Originally posted by guy222
hey face and bz

Hey guy , any raptor sightings ?

Originally posted by BlackZero30x
hows my friends doing?

That's the best sig you've made . You'll make a great replacement for steve.

ooh don your to kind to me! lol but i have been warning him

thats right steve...thats right...

As much as I'd love to joke around...my sense of humour has left me tonight

Originally posted by steverules_2
As much as I'd love to joke around...my sense of humour has left me tonight

Everything ok ? I do care for you . 😐

Women problems, when is it not...they have to make things so...complicated

no doubt buddy......i have had my share of fights.

anything you wanna talk about? if not i understand but i am here for ya friend.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Women problems, when is it not...they have to make things so...complicated

Make yourself the woman , and they'll flock to you .

I hope that makes sense ?

( I know I'll prob get hammered for this)

Some scans for guy :

so tomorrow im heading to new dimension comics in Pennsylvania where they are holding a miniature comic convention.

im getting my picture with the real R2D2 from star wars! It was a lot of fun last year! Last year i managed to snake a Sinestro Corps Batman, some art prints, and a lot of comics(old and new)! Can't wait to see the swag this year!

Originally posted by BlackZero30x
hey starlock,bently,scyth,guy!

hope all my friends here at the team are doing great!

Late as shit, but oh well:

How've ya been, broslice? I need to come around here more often.

Originally posted by Scythe
Late as shit, but oh well:

How've ya been, broslice? I need to come around here more often.

haha! Ive been doing pretty good lately! Yes....yes you should. I hope alls good your way lol

Originally posted by BlackZero30x
no doubt buddy......i have had my share of fights.

anything you wanna talk about? if not i understand but i am here for ya friend.


Originally posted by Don Corleone
Make yourself the woman , and they'll flock to you .

I hope that makes sense ?

( I know I'll prob get hammered for this)

You know my sisters friend? The one I like. Well yesterday was my sisters birthday, I was trying to avoid her. She text me asking what was wrong blah, blah, blah. I asked her what changed about her feelings for me. She said nothing and I was like well I thought I had a chance with you after what you said. She said I was twisting her words. Something might happen in 2012 if she gets her head sorted out but she's not promising anything which maybe should be enough for me...but it's not. And now I feel rotten, this week is just a disaster.

Originally posted by BlackZero30x
haha! Ive been doing pretty good lately! Yes....yes you should. I hope alls good your way lol

You bet your sweet bippy it's been good my way. Been overly busy with my freelancing. This is surprising, cuz when I went solo as a photographer, I didn't think I'd get any business at all. Little did I know my ties at work kept me from makin' some good, hard-earned cash. So it's got me feelin' pretty good, money always does.