The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages

HOW dare you call me a turd burglar after you tried to sell me a turd for tree fiddy! It was so bad I couldn't even find the words to yell at you...just slammed the door in your face, I know you're round dolands with a little fish net just waiting uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
HOW dare you call me a turd burglar after you tried to sell me a turd for tree fiddy! It was so bad I couldn't even find the words to yell at you...just slammed the door in your face, I know you're round dolands with a little fish net just waiting uhuh
I gave you a good bargain, hoser! sneer

NO, you are a hoser! uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
NO, you are a hoser! uhuh
You can't call me a hoser when you don't know what it means. I'll tell you about the word for a small fee of $3.50. biscuits

sneer

Originally posted by steverules_2
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A salesman came by the team today offering some sort of dictionary. I asked him how much this dictionary was and he said 'I need about tree fiddy.' WELLLLLL!!! It was around that time I realised that this dictionary was for dinosaurs and that this was no salesman but in fact a raptor from the Jurassic period! I said 'DAMMIT RAPTOR GET OUT OF MAH THREAD I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO TREE FIDDY!!!'

Ive lost all control.

Originally posted by Kazenji

...shit they've evolved

Originally posted by steverules_2
A salesman came by the team today offering some sort of dictionary. I asked him how much this dictionary was and he said 'I need about tree fiddy.' WELLLLLL!!! It was around that time I realised that this dictionary was for dinosaurs and that this was no salesman but in fact a raptor from the Jurassic period! I said 'DAMMIT RAPTOR GET OUT OF MAH THREAD I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO TREE FIDDY!!!'
mmm

I could stop asking you for $3.50 for a donation to the Young Raptors Education League. The donation would be $3.50. 😎

Originally posted by Kazenji
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Originally posted by steverules_2
...shit they've evolved

...f*ck

lols

Originally posted by steverules_2
...f*ck
You better believe it. biscuits

And watch your dirty mouth! sneer

Gotta go watch the stinky like Steve Steelers Monday night.

You may be able to drive a bike but I drive an asteroid uhuh And you stink, it's well known raptors don't know how to use a shower

Im here to be worshiped. 🙂

Originally posted by steverules_2
You may be able to drive a bike but I drive an asteroid uhuh And you stink, it's well known raptors don't know how to use a shower
You're just trying to get me to post pics of a raptor in a shower! osheet

sneer

Originally posted by Don Corleone
Im here to be worshiped. 🙂
Are you sure you have the right place? 🤨

Originally posted by Badabing
You're just trying to get me to post pics of a raptor in a shower! osheet

No one wants to see that 😐

Originally posted by steverules_2
No one wants to see that 😐
You don't have to hide it, cupcake. flirt

Originally posted by Badabing
You're just trying to get me to post pics of a raptor in a shower! osheet

sneer Are you sure you have the right place? 🤨

😂 😂 😂