The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Originally posted by Magic Joe
I may need to borrow some of your pills old man. I cant sex them both on the same day.

Is English your first language ? 😬

Apparently so do my coworkers 🙂 🙂

Noob scrub. A real man can bang 2 or more women at the same time. Stick with me kid and learn how to sex up women. They love the raptor tail tickle.

So your coworkers are Japanese men. mmm

Originally posted by Badabing
Noob scrub. A real man can bang 2 or more women at the same time. Stick with me kid and learn how to sex up women. They love the raptor tail tickle.

So your coworkers are Japanese men. mmm

No. My coworkers are slutty married women.

And no woman can resist my faceman love.

Originally posted by Magic Joe
Is English your first language ? 😬

Yeah, is it yours? 😬

Originally posted by steverules_2
Yeah, is it yours? 😬

Then why do you write like a retard ?

Originally posted by Magic Joe
Then why do you write like a retard ?

Because if I didn't you wouldn't understand what I was saying

Originally posted by Magic Joe
No. My coworkers are slutty married women.

And no woman can resist my faceman love.

facepalm

Originally posted by Badabing
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That's right ! Bow down to me 😈

Sounds to me your a pimp.

Originally posted by Magic Joe
That's right ! Bow down to me 😈

The duck is out of control. I say we remind him of the beauty contest he lost. mmm

Instead of 2 birds 2 stone...2 ducks 1 raptor...your mind right now is blown biscuits

2 ducks, 1 cup. osheet

2 ducks 1 pond...

Originally posted by Kazenji
Sounds to me your a pimp.

Yeah, and the raptor and steve are my b#ches

Originally posted by Magic Joe
Yeah, and the raptor and steve are my b#ches

Originally posted by Magic Joe
Yeah, and the raptor and steve are my b#ches

No...just no 😐

Donald likes to call himself pretty then try to paint me and Steve into feminine objects of sex. I think he's a lesbian stuck in a ducks body. mmm

Donald likes to look at beaks on google whilst crying and masturbating at the same time, using his tears as lube

Originally posted by steverules_2
Donald likes to look at beaks on google whilst crying and masturbating at the same time, using his tears as lube
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I've united that raptor with that half a phag steve. Now they can be B.F.F.

My job here is done.