The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2
A lab, you were born in a lab...they didn't have labs 65 million years ago and even if they did I doubt they'd let you near one uhuh
I had my own lab 65 million years ago. Prove me wrong! sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I had my own lab 65 million years ago. Prove me wrong! sneer

KANGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!

Morning.

Saints win !

Sorry Bada 🙁

They were due. I'm surprised it was even close.

So I was going through my emails today when I came across an email that caught my eye 'New J Law fappening pics.' So I messaged this guy who said that he was one of the hackers and managed to get some more photo's, he said that it would cost though. I said to him well I want some proof that they're new, send me one pic so he did:

So I said yeah seems legit, how much? 'Well the cost is about...tree fiddy.' WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...it was around this time that I realised this wasn't Jennifer Lawrence nude but in fact her head put on some other girls naked body and that this wasn't a hacker but was in fact an 8 foot wild on the loose from Jurassic Park raptor!! I said 'DAMMIT RAPTOR STOP EMAILING ME TRYING TO GET TREE FIDDY YOU DAMN RAPTOR!!'

Originally posted by steverules_2
So I was going through my emails today when I came across an email that caught my eye 'New J Law fappening pics.' So I messaged this guy who said that he was one of the hackers and managed to get some more photo's, he said that it would cost though. I said to him well I want some proof that they're new, send me one pic so he did:

So I said yeah seems legit, how much? 'Well the cost is about...tree fiddy.' WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...it was around this time that I realised this wasn't Jennifer Lawrence nude but in fact her head put on some other girls naked body and that this wasn't a hacker but was in fact an 8 foot wild on the loose from Jurassic Park raptor!! I said 'DAMMIT RAPTOR STOP EMAILING ME TRYING TO GET TREE FIDDY YOU DAMN RAPTOR!!'

Win. 😂

You violated their privacy you dirty raptor uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You violated their privacy you dirty raptor uhuh
You really don't want to provoke me Steve. I will not hesitate to expose you! Coming soon The Fappening IV: Steverules Bares All. sneer

Don't push me raptor, if you fap me I shall become more powerful with gimp than you could ever imagine uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Don't push me raptor, if you fap me I shall become more powerful with gimp than you could ever imagine uhuh
😂

Don't let the petals on your flowered head wilt. And where's my pic!? sneer

In other news from Kazenji's neighborhood.

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You want your picture so damn bad, here it is

You ducking whore uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You want your picture so damn bad, here it is

You ducking whore uhuh

Hey! That isn't what we discussed! sneer

😂

Hm

Originally posted by steverules_2
Hm

Thank you. 👆
Originally posted by steverules_2
More lies from dreaded Steve! sneer

One does not simply...pencil dick into Mordor...

The raptoring continues...

Look at you whoring it up in that mini skirt! uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
One does not simply...pencil dick into Mordor...
Well, that would be IMPOSSIBLE for me. 👆
Originally posted by steverules_2
The raptoring continues...

Look at you whoring it up in that mini skirt! uhuh

That's not a skirt. It's traditional Roman gladiator uniform! You will respect Badas Raptoras! sneer