I was on here today and ad popped up about 'trans-raptor' I was like 'Da hell is that??' So I messaged the site and a trans-raptor surgeon messaged me back and he was like 'we offer people the chance to be part raptor part bada man.' He then told me I should try it and I was like no thanks, I already know someone who's trans-raptor and he's a total duckling with a car called pink thunder. Well suddenly he become's quite abusive but then offers me a deal, he said I could become trans-raptor with seperate payments of 50 cents over 7 months. After emailing Stephen Hawking and getting him to work out the equation of how much it all came to, I found out it was tree fiddy. WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was around this time that I noticed this wasn't a trans-raptor surgeon but was it fact and 8 foot tall part raptor part badly dressed man with a bloodied Jurassic Park Staff member shirt with the name tag 'Donald' hanging from his mouth! I said DAMMIT RAPTOR I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU NO TREE FIDDY YOU DAMN MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!