steverules_2
Senior Member
Actually the other week I was up in Scotland in the Loch Ness and I came across the Loch Ness monster. I was out this boat ya see. All alone at night. When all of a sudden, this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Palaeolithic era comes out of the water. He stood above me, looking down, with his big red eyes. And I yelled, I said, 'WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME MONSTER!?!' And the monster bent down, and said, 'I need about tree fiddy.' WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, it was about that time that I noticed that this Loch Ness monster was about 8 feet tall and was genetically bread raptor from the Jurassic park. I said, 'DAMMIT RAPTOR, I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU NO TREE FIDDY!' He said, 'how about just two fiddy?' I said, 'oh now it's only two fiddy? What is there a sale on raptor munchies or somethin'?'