The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Kazenji4,544 pages

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Originally posted by Kazenji
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The duck has issues. 😖

I was going through my emails earlier and had an email from someone trying to promote their album, and I needed a gift to give my girlfriend for our 3 year anniversary. I looked at the email, it described the album as including wildly unpopular songs such as I hate Jesus, free the peado's, I'm a huge racist, Hitler and KKK have a point, and other "classics." Anyway I was like 'well this seems like an appropriate gift.' And he had a legit looking poster in the email as well:

So I messaged the artist calling himself 'I eat children.' So I was like 'hey, your album seems...interesting...how much is it?' He say's he's doing a deal where you pay 25 cents over the course of 14 months to pay off the album. So I went to Stephen Hawking to work out how much I'd be paying and finally found that I'd be paying...tree fiddy. WEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...it was around this time that I realized that this wasn't an unpopular recording artist but was in fact an 8 foot unpopular recording artist raptor! I said 'DAMMIT RAPTOR, GET OFF MY EMAILS!!! I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU NO TREE FIDDY!!!'

Originally posted by steverules_2
I was going through my emails earlier and had an email from someone trying to promote their album, and I needed a gift to give my girlfriend for our 3 year anniversary. I looked at the email, it described the album as including wildly unpopular songs such as I hate Jesus, free the peado's, I'm a huge racist, Hitler and KKK have a point, and other "classics." Anyway I was like 'well this seems like an appropriate gift.' And he had a legit looking poster in the email as well:

So I messaged the artist calling himself 'I eat children.' So I was like 'hey, your album seems...interesting...how much is it?' He say's he's doing a deal where you pay 25 cents over the course of 14 months to pay off the album. So I went to Stephen Hawking to work out how much I'd be paying and finally found that I'd be paying...tree fiddy. WEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...it was around this time that I realized that this wasn't an unpopular recording artist but was in fact an 8 foot unpopular recording artist raptor! I said 'DAMMIT RAPTOR, GET OFF MY EMAILS!!! I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU NO TREE FIDDY!!!'

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Dammit Titans

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Dammit Titans

Saints lost 🙁

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Dammit Titans
Originally posted by Facee
Saints lost 🙁
Tough way to start the season.

If the Steelers lose to the Redskins tomorrow I am done with the NFL this season. 👆

Morning

Originally posted by abhilegend
Morning
You are learning. One day I may let you get Nuul'd right in the buttocks. 👆

Originally posted by Badabing
Tough way to start the season.

If the Steelers lose to the Redskins tomorrow I am done with the NFL this season. 👆

We blew an 11 point lead in the 4th quarter. I'm blaming the D. Good luck tonight.

i am going to watch the steelers game tonight so I can jinx bada's team

trololol

Originally posted by Facee
We blew an 11 point lead in the 4th quarter. I'm blaming the D. Good luck tonight.
Thanks.

You blame the D? Nuul says you loooooooove the D! 😘

Originally posted by The Nuul
i am going to watch the steelers game tonight so I can jinx bada's team

trololol

If the Steelers lose I will have Steve shove an Abhi right up your anus! ahuh

The Steelers will lose the game just like, SCALES PROVOLONE, has lost in life!!!!!!

Originally posted by Badabing
Thanks.

You blame the D? Nuul says you loooooooove the D! 😘 If the Steelers lose I will have Steve shove an Abhi right up your anus! ahuh


I will never give you that opportunity again. 😐

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
[b]The Steelers will lose the game just like, SCALES PROVOLONE, has lost in life!!!!!! [/B]

My Saints will be smashing your Giants soon, sissy.

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
[b]The Steelers will lose the game just like, SCALES PROVOLONE, has lost in life!!!!!! [/B]
I'm your Huckleberry. sneergun3

packs won

da bears lost

the losers of this week get to eat my ass for a week!

and i don't wipe

dancesuperm

Originally posted by Badabing
Thanks.

You blame the D? Nuul says you loooooooove the D! 😘 If the Steelers lose I will have Steve shove an Abhi right up your anus! ahuh

Originally posted by Facee
I will never give you that opportunity again. 😐

My Saints will be smashing your Giants soon, sissy.

The Giants will STOMP all over The Saints!

Originally posted by Badabing
I'm your Huckleberry. sneergun3

Say when!

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
Say when!
Let's get something straight here. You are not Doc or Wyatt. There are 4 people from Tombstone you can be:

Ed Bailey
Behen
Ike Clanton
Johnny Tyler

While I can be:

Curly Bill
Wyatt Earp
Doc Holliday
Johnny Ringo

watching the rams