The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

I will be vacationing in the UK this Spring. I will stay at Steve's for free.

Steve, I like my clothes laundered twice per week. 👆

Dam that Steve is a kiss ass !

Steve, get in here and shine the Authority toilets ! We're expecting visitors.

Originally posted by steverules_2

You're both phags

Team, I have to speak up. Steve has been lying all these years. He's really a snooty, fancy-pants, dandy named Stefan Theodore Montgomery Van-Tousan III. 👇

Originally posted by Badabing
Team, I have to speak up. Steve has been lying all these years. He's really a snooty, fancy-pants, dandy named Stefan Theodore Montgomery Van-Tousan III. 👇

Sounds like the type of dude I would slap around.

Team. We must humble steve. The only way I see us being able to humble him is by bullying him around.

So you two aren't just phuck buddies now

Originally posted by steverules_2
So you two aren't just phuck buddies now
Your money and rich boy insults won't get you out of trouble, Stefan!

Oh no my rich boy status has been revealed

Originally posted by steverules_2
Oh no my rich boy status has been revealed
You're a powdered wig wearing dandy Stefan.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Oh no my rich boy status has been revealed

Time to pay tax.

Faceman's the name and profit's the game.
See, I'm a businessman. And my fiscal policy towards rich bitchees consists of two words,
zero tolerance.Unless, of course, the biitch in question has an officially authorized franchise. And you ain't got one.

You'd be a corpse already, mate,
if not for the fact I heard you're
an exceptionally good kiss ass.
Maybe I heard wrong.In which case, you're nothing to me, mate. You're less than nothing. I'm bored with bullying on this loser. Lucky for you, steve, this little bit of crumpet's come begging
for some of my Faceman love.
Me or my people ever see you on this team
again, mate, I'm gonna snip your Hampton clean off, mince it up and serve it as a shish kebab.
Now piss off.

Originally posted by Facee
Time to pay tax.

Faceman's the name and profit's the game.
See, I'm a businessman. And my fiscal policy towards rich bitchees consists of two words,
zero tolerance.Unless, of course, the biitch in question has an officially authorized franchise. And you ain't got one.

You'd be a corpse already, mate,
if not for the fact I heard you're
an exceptionally good kiss ass.
Maybe I heard wrong.In which case, you're nothing to me, mate. You're less than nothing. I'm bored with bullying on this loser. Lucky for you, steve, this little bit of crumpet's come begging
for some of my Faceman love.
Me or my people ever see you on this team
again, mate, I'm gonna snip your Hampton clean off, mince it up and serve it as a shish kebab.
Now piss off.

You put way too much thought into that but I'm sure you stole it like you stole Sparkles anal virginity

Originally posted by steverules_2
You put way too much thought into that but I'm sure you stole it like you stole Sparkles anal virginity

Bullet proof monk. Mr. Funtastic. 😂

Originally posted by steverules_2
You put way too much thought into that but I'm sure you stole it like you stole Sparkles anal virginity
Get out of here with your Grey Poupon.

I'm afraid stevo has been bullied away.

Stefan is easily startled.

Whoever strength in numbers clearly never met you two

Make sense Stefan!

Originally posted by steverules_2
Whoever strength in numbers clearly never met you two

This sentence makes no sense. Is someone so nervous they would mumble type ?