The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Facee
Got about 5000 calories in today. Now I'm going to rest my pretty face. I want sentries posted in my emperors chamber to spoil any assassination attempts against your emperor.

I'll make sure both sentries shoot you

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'll make sure both sentries shoot you

Kaz alerted me to your treason ! Kaz was hiding in my chambers closet. When your sentries approached to try to ruin my face, Kaz ( came out the closet 😐 ), and sucked them off while I escaped.

Why was he in your closet?

Originally posted by steverules_2
Why was he in your closet?

Because he wanted to come out.

kaz was hiding in his closet and was jerking off while donald got undressed

Originally posted by The Nuul
kaz was hiding in his closet and was jerking off while donald got undressed

Exactly what you and Steve fantasize about. I agree kaz has to be the gayest poster on these forums.

Seeing you naked would be the worst thing ever

It was the worst thing ever, Facee doesn't even have a human dick.

Well he is a duck

I used Youtube as a weapon against Steve on FB. awefonzt

Yeah bada kept sending me his gay porn films that he uploads to YouTube, he’s banned from there many times

TI/Sable is asking me to come back. I asked the Mod Team their opinion and Bada pretty much said NOPE!

😂

Originally posted by Impediment
TI/Sable is asking me to come back. I asked the Mod Team their opinion and Bada pretty much said [b]NOPE!

😂 [/B]

THE RAPTOR WRETCH IS IN ABJECT FEAR OF TIME!!!

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
[B]THE RAPTOR WRETCH IS IN ABJECT FEAR OF TIME!!! [/B]
TI kicked you out of The House of El. So go chase your tail.

Who's TI? Certainly no one by that name ever came in here, I seem to recall a fellow going by the name sparkles who occasionally applied cream to his area's of buttocks pain

Steve is the new Sparkles.

bada is going to cause TI to loose his shit one day and shoot up a shopping mall on a busy day

officer: why did you shoot up that shopping mall?

TI: I got banned from KMC and a mod named badabing won't let me back

how does it feel bada to be the cause of a mass shooting?

Originally posted by Badabing
TI kicked you out of The House of El. So go chase your tail.

I AM THE ETERNAL RULER OF THE HOUSE OF EL YOU REPULSIVE, REPTILE, REPROBATE!!!!

you can't even hump right:

FAIL!

so how could you be a ruler... smh

Originally posted by Badabing
Steve is the new Sparkles.

I’m blocking you on FB 😐