The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Robtard4,544 pages
Originally posted by Facee
Have you done here for my pretty face? Or are you just looking to get traumatized?! Take sparkles and nuul as an example. You would be next.

fite me in rl feggit

Originally posted by Badabing
Excellent. The minions of Raptor Bada fight among themselves while I consolidate my power. evillaugh

What power? The power to repel women? Or the power to fit a watermelon in your butt?

Probably is

Steve is like an LOB/Sparkles mash-up. 👇

Still better than being you crystal

Nope. I am awesome

Originally posted by Badabing
Nope. I am [b]AN ABOMINATION THAT NEEDS TO BE EXTERMINATED!!! [/B]

👆

Originally posted by Badabing
Nope. I am awesome

Raptor lies mhmm

You need to learn proper respect for your raptor overlord.

Originally posted by Badabing
You need to learn proper respect for your raptor overlord.

He needs to respect his beautiful emperor more.

How about I show neither of you respect and you shut your damn mouths before I whip both your candy asses. I’ll take both your fake titles, shine them up real nice and shove them both up your candy asses! IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...WHAT THE DROOLS...IS COOKIN’!

Originally posted by steverules_2
How about I show neither of you respect and you shut your damn mouths before I whip both your candy asses. I’ll take both your fake titles, shine them up real nice and shove them both up your candy asses! IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...WHAT THE DROOLS...IS COOKIN’!

We are the Authority founders you gangster! How dare you speak back to me ! I will have you bullied for this!

I will end both of you tyrants with stone drools stunner...through a table

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will end both of you tyrants with stone drools stunner...through a table

My offer is this. You kiss the raptors ass then you kiss my ass. You kneel before the Authority higher ups ( me). Do you accept?

My offer is this, I shine your offer up real nice, make it all nice and sparkly (see what I did there), I turn your offer side ways and shove it straight up your candy duck ass

As for your pet raptor well I took him to the vets to have him castrated but they couldn’t find his balls which is not a surprise at all, explains those 2 shrivelled up looking pea objects in your purse

Do you really want me to talk about the time you were pumped full of tranquillisers and how you lost control of lower bodily functions so you ended up shitting yourself...hmmm guess I just did

No I’m clearly talking to you and the duck. He’s got a 3 foot beak and he’s sticking straight up your ass. 😬

Know your role and shut your mouth, you stand before me with fear going through your body, tears going down your cheek and piss rolling down your leg

I, Raptor Bada, have mentally destroyed poor Drools. He is now talking to himself on KMC.