The Blue Oyster Bar

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Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll knock your wooden teeth so far down your throat you’ll be picking splinters right outta your butt hole
Listen here Drools. You're from the UK. And as everybody knows, UK people have wooden teeth.
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
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That brings back memories.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
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Bruce. *cough* I've been injured with my battle with Kaz and his evil brigade.*cough* Need you to get me to the safety*cough* get me to the safety of my emperors chamber. Dont have much time, my scouts have gotten back word that Kaz plans another frontal assault soon. Help your emperor Bruce.

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Originally posted by Facee
Bruce. *cough* I've been injured with my battle with Kaz and his evil brigade.*cough* Need you to get me to the safety*cough* get me to the safety of my emperors chamber. Dont have much time, my scouts have gotten back word that Kaz plans another frontal assault soon. Help your emperor Bruce.

you're safe now

Originally posted by Badabing
Listen here Drools. You're from the UK. And as everybody knows, UK people have wooden teeth.

Everybody knows that the dental hygiene in America is far worse craptor bada uhuh

Originally posted by Facee
Bruce. *cough* I've been injured with my battle with Kaz and his evil brigade.*cough* Need you to get me to the safety*cough* get me to the safety of my emperors chamber. Dont have much time, my scouts have gotten back word that Kaz plans another frontal assault soon. Help your emperor Bruce.
Better a frontal "assault" than a rear assault.
Originally posted by steverules_2
Everybody knows that the dental hygiene in America is far worse craptor bada uhuh
American teeth glisten white like pristine snow. Funky UK teeth look like a meth head's mouth gnawed on poop! sneer

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
you're safe now

For your bravery,I now knight you, " Sir Bruce the Skywalker of House Authority"

Originally posted by Badabing
Better a frontal "assault" than a rear assault. American teeth glisten white like pristine snow. Funky UK teeth look like a meth head's mouth gnawed on poop! sneer

Have you been rear assaulted before? Dam that evil steve!

Originally posted by Facee
Have you been rear assaulted before? Dam that evil steve!
No if you don't count Drools' perverted fantasies.

I have bullied Steve from this thread. Bada rules Drools. 😎

Originally posted by Facee
For your bravery,I now knight you, " Sir Bruce the Skywalker of House Authority"

thanks

Originally posted by Badabing
I have bullied Steve from this thread. Bada rules Drools. 😎

No, me and Shannon broke up

Originally posted by steverules_2
No, me and Shannon broke up
Sorry to hear Steve. You were together for a long time. Is there hope to reconcile?

Uhm I don't know. Basically it boils down to she wants to move back home but I don't as it's quite a long way from where my family is so I wouldn't see them as much nor my friends. Have to see what happens.

Does she really want to move, or is this her way of getting you to propose?

Oh no she really wants to move, she doesn’t care if we get married or not

Originally posted by steverules_2
Oh no she really wants to move, she doesn’t care if we get married or not

Smart girl 👆

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Originally posted by steverules_2
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Don't chase her. Give her space. If she calls or texts return her call or text 4 hours later. For gods sake don't call or text her. She's sick of your feminine behavior. You have to work on yourself now.

I'm going to show you how to be an alpha male.

Originally posted by Facee
Don't chase her. Give her space. If she calls or texts return her call or text 4 hours later. For gods sake don't call or text her. She's sick of your feminine behavior. You have to work on yourself now.

I'm going to show you how to be an alpha male.

Noob. You club a woman on hear head then drag her by the hair to your cave.