The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by The Nuul4,544 pages
Originally posted by Facee
I just had a 1000 calorie shake. Let me know if you want the ingredients.

Okay what are the ingredients?

Steve... what's badas cat name?

Originally posted by The Nuul
Okay what are the ingredients?
You start with a tall glass of shut the hell up, followed by a knuckle sandwich.

Originally posted by The Nuul
Steve... what's badas cat name?

He's not a cat, he's a raptor who sponges tree fiddy of anyone who'll give it to him. I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy raptor! Get off ma lawn!

Originally posted by Badabing
You start with a tall glass of shut the hell up, followed by a knuckle sandwich.

I would pay good money to beat the hell out of nuul or steve.

Nuul, its called a funky monkey. I'll post some pics later on.

Originally posted by Facee
I would pay good money to beat the hell out of nuul or steve.

Nuul, its called a funky monkey. I'll post some pics later on.

I'd kick your duck ass for free

Originally posted by steverules_2
He's not a cat, he's a raptor who sponges tree fiddy of anyone who'll give it to him. I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy raptor! Get off ma lawn!
Like you wouldn't give Raptor Manny tree fiddy.

That cat is Ron Perlman

Originally posted by Facee
I would pay good money to beat the hell out of nuul or steve.

Nuul, its called a funky monkey. I'll post some pics later on.

I think you should pay me to kick your ass

Originally posted by steverules_2
That cat is Ron Perlman
You're Rhea Perlman.

Originally posted by The Nuul
I think you should pay me to kick your ass

OK nuul I want you to eat 3-4 burgers daily. Make sure they have bread , cheese, fries and whatever else you can throw in. At the end of the day you're going to finish it off with a funky monkey smoothie.
Ingredients:
16 ounces of milk
Ice
1 banana
2 spoons of peanut butter
2 vanilla ice cream scoops
And 4 scoops of ( Carnivor mass gainer). Its 45 bucks at walmart. Just the 4 scoops alone with milk has 710 calories.

I used strawberries for this one because I ran out of bananas.
https://ibb.co/nAPpvy

Do that for a month. Thank me later.

Originally posted by Badabing
You're Rhea Perlman.

You're Douche Nozzle

Originally posted by steverules_2
You're Douche Nozzle
Your nose is a douche nozzle, and your mouth is a hooker glory hole, and your rectum is a gaping filth reservoir, and your face is going to be my punching dummy. sneer

Happy Friday you semen sippers

Originally posted by Robtard
Happy Friday you semen sippers

Hey no phags are allowed in here!!! Well, no phags except Bada, Steve, Nuul and Kaz!

We all know that you want all their cocks.

Originally posted by Badabing
Your nose is a douche nozzle, and your mouth is a hooker glory hole, and your rectum is a gaping filth reservoir, and your face is going to be my punching dummy. sneer

Your bottom is a glory hole and your mouth is where Donald does his duckling poops. Your face is where I’ll be parking an asteroid.

Originally posted by Facee
OK nuul I want you to eat 3-4 burgers daily. Make sure they have bread , cheese, fries and whatever else you can throw in. At the end of the day you're going to finish it off with a funky monkey smoothie.
Ingredients:
16 ounces of milk
Ice
1 banana
2 spoons of peanut butter
2 vanilla ice cream scoops
And 4 scoops of ( Carnivor mass gainer). Its 45 bucks at walmart. Just the 4 scoops alone with milk has 710 calories.

I used strawberries for this one because I ran out of bananas.
https://ibb.co/nAPpvy

Do that for a month. Thank me later.

I use Carnivor Protein, it is very good. Bada, be careful with it if you decide to try at our age that much creatine can be hazardous. I do a similar thing but put quinoa and blueberries in as well as flax seed. Good call!

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your bottom is a glory hole and your mouth is where Donald does his duckling poops. Your face is where I’ll be parking an asteroid.
Originally posted by Putinbot1
I use Carnivor Protein, it is very good. Bada, be careful with it if you decide to try at our age that much creatine can be hazardous. I do a similar thing but put quinoa and blueberries in as well as flax seed. Good call!
I stopped using creatine regularly about 5 years ago. Now I use it sparingly if I'm really sore or at a plateau.

Originally posted by Badabing
I stopped using creatine regularly about 5 years ago. Now I use it sparingly if I'm really sore or at a plateau.

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