The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
First of all, what did I tell you about posting this late. Second, you had an affair with Sparduckles. Mega dittos.

You’re not my real dad! And I would never touch sparduckles, especially after you’ve been there. Ultra dittos.

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re not my real dad! And I would never touch sparduckles, especially after you’ve been there. Ultra dittos.

Shouldn't you be shining kazs kneeling shoes?

Now get back to your ass kissing routine, phag.

Shots fired!

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re not my real dad! And I would never touch sparduckles, especially after you’ve been there. Ultra dittos.
You are a known Sparduckles lover. Mega dittos.

Originally posted by Badabing
You are a known Sparduckles lover. Mega dittos.

Your passion is being a sparduckles lover, your universally known for it. Ultra ditto.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your passion is being a sparduckles lover, your universally known for it. Ultra ditto.
You're about to have those funky, wooden teeth punched you Sparduckles lover. Mega dittos.

Prepare for some splinters you sparduckles phucker. Ultra ditto.

Watch your dirty mouth! Mega dittos.

How could you not use the raptor swear jar uhuh ultra ditto

Originally posted by steverules_2
How could you not use the raptor swear jar uhuh ultra ditto

He's giving up on this forum 😬

Just like you've given up on your dental hygiene.

Originally posted by steverules_2
How could you not use the raptor swear jar uhuh ultra ditto
I wasn't posting from home. Been out all day and night. Saw Ant man and Wasp. 👆 Mega dittos.

Didn’t ask for your life story 😬 ultra ditto

Originally posted by Facee
He's giving up on this forum 😬

Just like you've given up on your dental hygiene.

Just like your parents have given up on you being straight

Originally posted by steverules_2
Didn’t ask for your life story 😬 ultra ditto

Just like your parents have given up on you being straight

But you got it anyway. And I charge about tree fiddy for my life story. Pay up Drools. sneer Mega dittos.

Originally posted by Badabing
But you got it anyway. And I charge about tree fiddy for my life story. Pay up Drools. sneer Mega dittos.

You’ll get three punches, I’ll break your wooden snout. Ultra ditto

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ll get three punches, I’ll break your wooden snout. Ultra ditto
Having hooker lips, wooden teeth and a sassy mouth is going to get you raptor slapped upside your Drools face. Mega dittos.

Originally posted by Badabing
Having hooker lips, wooden teeth and a sassy mouth is going to get you raptor slapped upside your Drools face. Mega dittos.

You having a sparduckles dick loving mouth, wooden snout and plastic raptor teeth is going to get your teeth snapped out and shoved up your candy ass one by one. Ultra dittos.

Originally posted by steverules_2
You having a sparduckles dick loving mouth, wooden snout and plastic raptor teeth is going to get your teeth snapped out and shoved up your candy ass one by one. Ultra dittos.
You having a gaping vagina won't save you from my raptor wrath. Mega dittos.

Originally posted by Badabing
You having a gaping vagina won't save you from my raptor wrath. Mega dildos.

Your gaping vagina is wider than the Grand Canyon you slutt. Ultra dittos.

Your gaping buttocks is a black hole of duck, Sparduckles and Abhi dna. Mega dittos.

Your rectum is a whole universe of sparduckles and Abhi dna. Ultra dittos.

You are the Droolsian offspring of DNA from an Abhi and Sparduckles love affair. Mega dittos.