The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Kazenji4,544 pages
Originally posted by Facee
Did I just see Mar-Vell in a movie trailer?! 😱

Of course he is ya stupid duck.

Originally posted by steverules_2
More raptorlikesbois lies
A drunken Miss Teen Poophead is posting. 👇

Gotta be drunk to put up with your posts

Originally posted by steverules_2
Gotta be drunk to put up with your posts
You're not the first person who said they needed to be drunk to tolerate me. mmm

Originally posted by Badabing
You're not the first person who said they needed to be drunk to tolerate me. mmm

Honestly not surprised

Originally posted by steverules_2
Honestly not surprised
Maybe a raptor slap will surprise you! sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Maybe a raptor slap will surprise you! sneer

Drive pink thunder to my door step bing, I’ll beat the living fossil out of you

My car was Blue Thunder. Your vagina is Pink Thunder.

Originally posted by Badabing
My car was Blue Thunder. Your vagina is Pink Thunder.

Your anus is pink thunder

I've seen the light and changed my ways. I will never bully again. Test me if you wish.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your anus is pink thunder
More copying Drools.

The anus and vagina are very different things, but then you've never been near a woman's vagina...or a woman for that matter.

This is getting good! Its almost worthy of a mods intervention.

You mean that thing that bing is...

Drools, I've been getting complaints that your hookers services have been unacceptable due to dry lips, bruised up knees, and a crusty residue around your mouth. You owe me about tree fiddy for supplies.

I'm gonna take each of those items and shove them straight up your bottom

I've had complaints that you've been coughing up duck semen and leaking glitter from your butthole

Heh, I owned you with Sparkle paper towels. Your copycat powers are weak old man.

Badabing toilet paper is better ownage

Originally posted by steverules_2
Badabing toilet paper is better ownage
Yes, because I get to own more things by selling it for about tree fiddy per roll. I don't even feel bad for not giving you any money from the sales. biscuits

Originally posted by Badabing
Yes, because I get to own more things by selling it for about tree fiddy per roll. I don't even feel bad for not giving you any money from the sales. biscuits

I sell it for five fiddy, my profits are better than yours are sport