The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Robtard4,544 pages
Originally posted by BrolyBlack
So why the fck did you say happy Kwanzaa to me?

Isn't it obvious?

Not at all

Who celebrates Kwanzaa?

African Americans

Originally posted by Robtard
Who celebrates Kwanzaa?

Oh now I gotcha, well thank you as well.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Oh now I gotcha, well thank you as well.

...I miss Josh 😩

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll personally make sure a back alley surgeon puts your appendix back in unless you get back to the docks and let them make good use of your back alley Binks uhuh
I slap the ginger out of you. Now get back to your corner you 25 pence tart.

And I will slap the duck right out of you uhuh you 15 pence harlot!

biscuits

Originally posted by steverules_2
...I miss Josh 😩

He lacked the resolve of a true warrior

Originally posted by Badabing

This pic still makes me laugh

Originally posted by steverules_2
And I will slap the duck right out of you uhuh you 15 pence harlot!

biscuits

You will not slap any my duck dinner out of me, Drools. sneer

😆

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
This pic still makes me laugh
👆

I need some input for a decision I will be making soon. As you all know, I've had some high performance cars the past few years. One I built up and the other I bought, then built up. I got rid of both because it was too much car for me to drive every day, and the MPG was not good.

I'm a real estate appraiser and drive about 350 miles per week. I bought a beater car last year for work, a 2015 Ford Edge. It's a decent ride but I'm getting to the point where high mileage is going to be an issue.

Since I drive so much I need a vehicle that I can live with and like to drive. My criteria is good performance and at least 30 MPG highway. I've narrowed it down to a 2018 or newer Honda Accord with the 2.0 turbo and 10 speed automatic and the 2020 Ford Escape with the 2.0 turbo and 8 speed automatic.

Both vehicles hit 60 in under 6 seconds. Both are similarly priced. The Accord is slightly faster, better handling and gets a bit better MPG, but I'm not crazy with its looks. The Escape offers the best performance in its class, has more cargo room, has an elevated view and I can get AWD.

Both are similarly priced, except I can buy a used Accord. The Escape is all new for 2020. Thoughts?

Originally posted by Badabing
You will not slap any my duck dinner out of me, Drools. sneer

😆 👆

I need some input for a decision I will be making soon. As you all know, I've had some high performance cars the past few years. One I built up and the other I bought, then built up. I got rid of both because it was too much car for me to drive every day, and the MPG was not good.

I'm a real estate appraiser and drive about 350 miles per week. I bought a beater car last year for work, a 2015 Ford Edge. It's a decent ride but I'm getting to the point where high mileage is going to be an issue.

Since I drive so much I need a vehicle that I can live with and like to drive. My criteria is good performance and at least 30 MPG highway. I've narrowed it down to a 2018 or newer Honda Accord with the 2.0 turbo and 10 speed automatic and the 2020 Ford Escape with the 2.0 turbo and 8 speed automatic.

Both vehicles hit 60 in under 6 seconds. Both are similarly priced. The Accord is slightly faster, better handling and gets a bit better MPG, but I'm not crazy with its looks. The Escape offers the best performance in its class, has more cargo room, has an elevated view and I can get AWD.

Both are similarly priced, except I can buy a used Accord. The Escape is all new for 2020. Thoughts?

If you’re eating duck you’re a cannibal 😘

Only car I remember you having is pink thunder 😬

Originally posted by Badabing
You will not slap any my duck dinner out of me, Drools. sneer

😆 👆

I need some input for a decision I will be making soon. As you all know, I've had some high performance cars the past few years. One I built up and the other I bought, then built up. I got rid of both because it was too much car for me to drive every day, and the MPG was not good.

I'm a real estate appraiser and drive about 350 miles per week. I bought a beater car last year for work, a 2015 Ford Edge. It's a decent ride but I'm getting to the point where high mileage is going to be an issue.

Since I drive so much I need a vehicle that I can live with and like to drive. My criteria is good performance and at least 30 MPG highway. I've narrowed it down to a 2018 or newer Honda Accord with the 2.0 turbo and 10 speed automatic and the 2020 Ford Escape with the 2.0 turbo and 8 speed automatic.

Both vehicles hit 60 in under 6 seconds. Both are similarly priced. The Accord is slightly faster, better handling and gets a bit better MPG, but I'm not crazy with its looks. The Escape offers the best performance in its class, has more cargo room, has an elevated view and I can get AWD.

Both are similarly priced, except I can buy a used Accord. The Escape is all new for 2020. Thoughts?

Does the accord coupe come with a turbo?

Originally posted by Badabing
You will not slap any my duck dinner out of me, Drools. sneer

😆 👆

I need some input for a decision I will be making soon. As you all know, I've had some high performance cars the past few years. One I built up and the other I bought, then built up. I got rid of both because it was too much car for me to drive every day, and the MPG was not good.

I'm a real estate appraiser and drive about 350 miles per week. I bought a beater car last year for work, a 2015 Ford Edge. It's a decent ride but I'm getting to the point where high mileage is going to be an issue.

Since I drive so much I need a vehicle that I can live with and like to drive. My criteria is good performance and at least 30 MPG highway. I've narrowed it down to a 2018 or newer Honda Accord with the 2.0 turbo and 10 speed automatic and the 2020 Ford Escape with the 2.0 turbo and 8 speed automatic.

Both vehicles hit 60 in under 6 seconds. Both are similarly priced. The Accord is slightly faster, better handling and gets a bit better MPG, but I'm not crazy with its looks. The Escape offers the best performance in its class, has more cargo room, has an elevated view and I can get AWD.

Both are similarly priced, except I can buy a used Accord. The Escape is all new for 2020. Thoughts?

I love cars.

You might want to consider a 3rd option, considering you drive 18-19k miles a year for work and want a combo of decent performance, comfort, mpg and reliability,

Get a 2017-18 Honda Accord Hybrid. The combo of gas/electric motor gives you almost the same performance of the 2.0 gas turbo. 5.7 vs 6.7 in the 0-60 department.

But you're going to average 45mpg vs 28mpg, using a gas mileage calculator, you're saving about $630 a year with your mileage. Your brakes will also last longer due to the electric motor taking part of the stopping-power when braking.

If not, I'd go with the Accord 2.0t myself, unless you need the FWD and extra space of the SUV. Honda has a better reliability rating than Ford more times than not.

baby yoda is the way

If Bada is lucky I will allow him to get a VW Beetle

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
If Bada is lucky I will allow him to get a VW Beetle

If he’s lucky I’ll give him a card board box and a plate he can pretend is a steering wheel...nah I’ll smash the plate over his stupid head biscuits

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Does the accord coupe come with a turbo?
Yes. The larger turbo comes with a 10 speed transmission.
Originally posted by Robtard
I love cars.

You might want to consider a 3rd option, considering you drive 18-19k miles a year for work and want a combo of decent performance, comfort, mpg and reliability,

Get a 2017-18 Honda Accord Hybrid. The combo of gas/electric motor gives you almost the same performance of the 2.0 gas turbo. 5.7 vs 6.7 in the 0-60 department.

But you're going to average 45mpg vs 28mpg, using a gas mileage calculator, you're saving about $630 a year with your mileage. Your brakes will also last longer due to the electric motor taking part of the stopping-power when braking.

If not, I'd go with the Accord 2.0t myself, unless you need the FWD and extra space of the SUV. Honda has a better reliability rating than Ford more times than not.

Thanks for the reply.
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
baby yoda is the way
Agreed.
Originally posted by steverules_2
If he’s lucky I’ll give him a card board box and a plate he can pretend is a steering wheel...nah I’ll smash the plate over his stupid head biscuits
I you're lucky your mangina will stop oozing duck residue. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I you're lucky your mangina will stop oozing duck residue. sneer

Learn to spell properly you hill billy. You're anal canal and mouth are always oozing with duck residue you duck whore uhuh

I wonder what got Donald so butt hurt he left never to return