The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by BrolyBlack4,544 pages

I could totally see him getting butt implants

Walks into the doctors office and says “gimmie an ass like Kim kardashasian.”

The doctor doesn’t refuse because he wants the money

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
I could totally see him getting butt implants

Walks into the doctors office and says “gimmie an ass like Kim kardashasian.”

The doctor doesn’t refuse because he wants the money

Unfortunately Binks went to one of those back alley ones, he’s got an ass filled with cement and duck semen

😂

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
I could totally see him getting butt implants

Walks into the doctors office and says “gimmie an ass like Kim kardashasian.”

The doctor doesn’t refuse because he wants the money

Nothing on my glorious raptor body need augmentation. But if I chose to, I could totally make a Kardashian buttocks work for me.
Originally posted by steverules_2
Unfortunately Binks went to one of those back alley ones, he’s got an ass filled with cement and duck semen
You're one of those ginger miscreants who takes something mildly amusing and makes it obscene and gross. You suck, both figuratively and literally. Get out of my sight. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You're one of those ginger miscreants who takes something mildly amusing and makes it obscene and gross. You suck, both figuratively and literally. Get out of my sight. sneer

You swallow, literally. I shall never get out of here, I’m here to pimp you out. Now get back to your corner at the docks, some seamen want to give you their semen. uhuh pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You swallow, literally. I shall never get out of here, I’m here to pimp you out. Now get back to your corner at the docks, some seamen want to give you their semen. uhuh pimp
Keep sassing and using MY pimp smiley, and I will slap the stupid out of you, Drools. sneer

My workouts are so old school now. Push ups, chin ups, dips. I had to buy resistance bands which anchor to a door. If this keeps up I'm going to break down and buy Bow Flex Stevebells and a multi bench. Also, I now remember how much I dislike running. 👇

Why don’t you guys go down to the gym and pump each other

Originally posted by Stringer
Why don’t you guys go down to the gym and pump each other
How about I bring my clawed fist down to your second stringer face and punch you out?!

Originally posted by Badabing
Keep sassing and using MY pimp smiley, and I will slap the stupid out of you, Drools. sneer

I'm going to break down and buy Bow Flex Steve-bells

Keep lying and I’ll slap the snout right off your face Binks pimp

They’re tree fiddy biscuits

Originally posted by Badabucks
How about I bring my clawed fist down to your second stringer face and punch you out?!

Bada is just being way to laid back these days. Must be gaining so much weight sitting at home and watching Jurassic Park over and over again

Originally posted by Stringer
Bada is just being way to laid back these days. Must be gaining so much weight sitting at home and watching Jurassic Park over and over again

He stops it just before the t-rex pwns the raptors and pretends that never happened and that the raptors won, they didn’t of course but he’s in denial

Originally posted by steverules_2
Keep lying and I’ll slap the snout right off your face Binks pimp

They’re tree fiddy biscuits

I will slap you until you cough up all that glitter and feathers, scampering Steve Drools.
Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Nice job photo shopping Drools' baby pic. 👆

Originally posted by Stringer
Bada is just being way to laid back these days. Must be gaining so much weight sitting at home and watching Jurassic Park over and over again

😂😂

Originally posted by Badabing
I will slap you until you cough up all that glitter and feathers, scampering Steve Drools. Nice job photo shopping Drools' baby pic. 👆

There aren’t enough slaps to rid you of glittered sparkled feathers you harlot

I don’t cry Binks, you’re teary eyed with mascara running down your cheeks 24/7

Just remember Steve, you have him whipped

Bada got so fat from isolation that he can’t even see his own Steve

Are you nerds insane? Drools is a doughy pile of mush. Broky sounds like he swills whiskey and smokes 3 packs a day. Stringer is built like a scarecrow. There are far less painful ways to die than suicide by raptor slap.

Bada is so ugly the tide wouldn’t take him out

Originally posted by Badabing
Are you nerds insane? Drools is a doughy pile of mush. Broky sounds like he swills whiskey and smokes 3 packs a day. Stringer is built like a scarecrow. There are far less painful ways to die than suicide by raptor slap.

I don’t smoke or drink 😂