The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Somebody from a mental health facility call Drools. He apparently wants to commit suicide by raptor. 🙁

Originally posted by Stringer
Facee is so ugly, every time he jerks off his hand tries to fall asleep

😂

Originally posted by Badabing
Somebody from a mental health facility call Drools. He apparently wants to commit suicide by raptor. 🙁

You want to commit suicide by asteroid pimp slap

What do you get when a dinosaur crashes their car?

A badasaurus wrecks!

Cheese factor is high I know

Originally posted by steverules_2
You want to commit suicide by asteroid pimp slap
I will punch the ginger out of you, Dools. sneer
Originally posted by Stringer
What do you get when a dinosaur crashes their car?

A badasaurus wrecks!

Cheese factor is high I know

😂

Reminds me of the kid's cheesy dinosaur jokes in the original Jurassic Park.

Speaking of that kid, I just learned yesterday he was the actor who played John Deacon in Bohemian Rhapsody.

jawdrop

Originally posted by Badabing
I will punch the ginger out of you, Dools. sneer 😂

I’ll punch the 65 million years out of you uhuh

Originally posted by Stringer
What do you get when a dinosaur crashes their car?

A badasaurus wrecks!

Cheese factor is high I know

He wrecked his last 4 wheels, which landed him in the hospital, one less organ and was wheeled out on two.

That’s how we came up with the name wheels for him.

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll punch the 65 million years out of you uhuh
Oh will you really? And they say I have anger issues...👇

sneer

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
He wrecked his last 4 wheels, which landed him in the hospital, one less organ and was wheeled out on two.

That’s how we came up with the name wheels for him.

I will punk you up and steal your wheels, Broky.

Originally posted by Badabing
Oh will you really? And they say I have anger issues...👇

sneer

You’ve got me slapping you for not getting me tree fiddy issues uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ve got me slapping you for not getting me tree fiddy issues uhuh
Why did the docs have to remove this from your rectum Drools? sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Why did the docs have to remove this from your rectum Drools? sneer

Reported for fake news uhuh in non fake news duck feathers and semen were removed from your rectum

Originally posted by steverules_2
Reported for fake news uhuh in non fake news duck feathers and semen were removed from your rectum
Keep sassing and I will shove that Sparkles right back up your buttocks! sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Keep sassing and I will shove that Sparkles right back up your buttocks! sneer

You should be shoving sparkles up your buttocks and getting me tree fiddy uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You should be shoving sparkles up your buttocks and getting me tree fiddy uhuh
How dare you, Drools! sneer

My good name is in Drools' sig twice. He worships me. Donald is jelly. 👆

Originally posted by Badabing
Keep sassing and I will shove that Sparkles right back up your buttocks! sneer

Go shove it up your ass🙂

Bada, have you taken the time to remove your fists (yes, plural) from Broly's ass and purchased your new car?

Originally posted by Badabing
How dare you, Drools! sneer

My good name is in Drools' sig twice. He worships me. Donald is jelly. 👆

No, I’m whoring you out and letting people know that I made you

Originally posted by Robtard
Bada, have you taken the time to remove your fists (yes, plural) from Broly's ass and purchased your new car?

He dreams of having his fists up my beautiful ass

Originally posted by Robtard
Bada, have you taken the time to remove your fists (yes, plural) from Broly's ass and purchased your new car?
Broky is like a muppet on my fists.

Bought the car last week. It was a good decision. The car is really nice and drives well.

Originally posted by Badabing
Broky is like a muppet on my fists.

Bought the car last week. It was a good decision. The car is really nice and drives well.

You sick twisted lizard