The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Eon Blue4,544 pages
Originally posted by Emmy Evangeline
I'm not a guy but Imma going to pop in here anyway. SJ Warrior bitches!

You won’t like a guy named Facee on here.

Broken Facee?

Is he a person that sends hate mail to celebrities?

Probbably

Originally posted by Badabing
You're either quoting the wrong post, or looking to get raptor slapped senseless. Either way it's not good, Drools.

It’s certainly the right post Binks but nothing about any of yours posts are right 😬 I’ll asteroid slap the duck semen and feathers from your clogged up hooker mouth, as for you clogged up butthole Donald’s on his way with the plunger

Drools, you have a neck like a stack of dimes, shoulders like a coat hanger and arms like dental floss. I will wreck you. sneer

Feces walked into work one day, holding back tears and avoiding customers. His supervisor approached him and said ; "is there something wrong feces?" He looked upwards slowly knowing how defeated he felt and must have appeared and respond ; "I ... I...dont think you'd understand larry." He walked feces to his office when he shut the door behind and feces lost it, sobbing now for all that had happened earlier that day. " Feces I am here for you , but you have to give me something , a name or something. And if here at work I will take care of it." Quietly feces spoke "Raptor... Thats what everyone calls him... He ... " Feces lost it again . .he proceeded to pull out a Ken doll, holding it he asks feces, could you show me on the doll, where it is this 'raptor' touched you? So we know what we are dealing with. "EVERYWHERE!" feces, yelled; " he defiled me for no reason,and haunts me now where I felt safest hes.. Hes a monster!

Originally posted by Badabing
Drools, you have a neck like a stack of dimes, shoulders like a coat hanger and arms like dental floss. I will wreck you. sneer

If that was even a bit true you'd still get your ass kicked, go back to earning me that tree fiddy down at the truck stop and stop by the clinic for your yeast infection medication

Originally posted by Stringer
Feces walked into work one day, holding back tears and avoiding customers. His supervisor approached him and said ; "is there something wrong feces?" He looked upwards slowly knowing how defeated he felt and must have appeared and respond ; "I ... I...dont think you'd understand larry." He walked feces to his office when he shut the door behind and feces lost it, sobbing now for all that had happened earlier that day. " Feces I am here for you , but you have to give me something , a name or something. And if here at work I will take care of it." Quietly feces spoke "Raptor... Thats what everyone calls him... He ... " Feces lost it again . .he proceeded to pull out a Ken doll, holding it he asks feces, could you show me on the doll, where it is this 'raptor' touched you? So we know what we are dealing with. "EVERYWHERE!" feces, yelled; " he defiled me for no reason,and haunts me now where I felt safest hes.. Hes a monster!

"Feces walked into a bar"

😂😂

Drools the simpleton said he didn't go to NY City because of the Chinese coronavirus. 😆

I actually bullied him from entering the USA. 😎

Raptor Bada, there is no cure. 👆

Originally posted by Badabing
Raptor Bada, there is no cure. 👆

It’s what Bada and herpes have in common

Originally posted by Badabing
Drools the simpleton said he didn't go to NY City because of the Chinese coronavirus. 😆

I actually bullied him from entering the USA. 😎

Raptor Bada, there is no cure. 👆

If anyone here is a simpleton Binks, it's you. You could never keep me from coming to NY City. I'll bully you out of existence. Go back to picking at your anal warts.

Originally posted by Stringer
It’s what Bada and herpes have in common
Yes, we both afflict slutty Steve Drools. 👆
Originally posted by steverules_2
If anyone here is a simpleton Binks, it's you. You could never keep me from coming to NY City. I'll bully you out of existence. Go back to picking at your anal warts.
I'll slap the left side of your stupid face so hard it will turn into the right side of your stupid face. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Yes, we both afflict slutty Steve Drools. 👆 I'll slap the left side of your stupid face so hard it will turn into the right side of your stupid face. sneer

You’re the one who has herpes not me, you disease ridden whore. You’re slaps will do nothing but ensure that you get asteroid pimp slapped until I get bored with you.

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re the one who has herpes not me, you disease ridden whore. You’re slaps will do nothing but ensure that you get asteroid pimp slapped until I get bored with you.
You're about to catch a deadly strain of raptorslap-itis if you keep spreading fake news.

Originally posted by Badabing
You're about to catch a deadly strain of raptorslap-itis if you keep spreading fake news.

I’ll be catching nothing then cause I’m spreading true news

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll be catching nothing then cause I’m spreading true news
Your news is as fake as your boobs. You are fake news boobs, Drools. sneer

Another day without Broken Facee is a good day.

I miss Kaz

Originally posted by Badabing
Your news is as fake as your boobs. You are fake news boobs, Drools. sneer

Uggghhhh once again stealing my insults, I already said you got fake boobs, a fake silicone ass, and hooker lips full of duck fat and semen

Originally posted by steverules_2
Uggghhhh once again stealing my insults, I already said you got fake boobs, a fake silicone ass, and hooker lips full of duck fat and semen
I originally posted a pic of a bra, because you're a boob. You boob. 👇