The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages

Originally posted by Badabing
Scampering Steve runs "funny". Being my hooker has taken a toll on poor Drools. 🙁

pimp

You’re the one with a limp, you can’t even run properly you just in a circle 😬 then I pimp slap you down the stairs again pimp now get back to your corner and lure truckers in with your spread open butt cheeks

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re the one with a limp, you can’t even run properly you just in a circle 😬 then I pimp slap you down the stairs again pimp now get back to your corner and lure truckers in with your spread open butt cheeks
That's was actually close to the truth from mid 2016 to mid 2019. But like the phoenix and Jesus, Raptor Bada rises again. I was struck down, learned the lesson of humility, and have risen stronger than you and Vader could imagine. The Force and Schwartz is strong with me. Raptor Bada, there is no cure. 👆

Keep sassing me boy and I will Force pimp slap you into dust. 😐

pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
That's was actually close to the truth from mid 2016 to mid 2019. But like the phoenix and Jesus, Raptor Bada rises again. I was struck down, learned the lesson of humility, and have risen stronger than you and Vader could imagine. The Force and Schwartz is strong with me. Raptor Bada, there is no cure. 👆

Keep sassing me boy and I will Force pimp slap you into dust. 😐

pimp

😘

Originally posted by Badabing
Raptor Bada, there is no cure. 👆

Keep sassing me boy and I will Force pimp slap you into dust. 😐

pimp

Raptor bada = herpes

I will drop a Pluto sized pimp slap right on your face pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
Raptor bada = herpes

I will drop a Pluto sized pimp slap right on your face pimp

Like herpes, Raptor Bada, there is no cure. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Like herpes, Raptor Bada, there is no cure. pimp

You are herpes, patient zero pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are herpes, patient zero pimp
You have dur-pes, among other things. dur

You're about to catch Raptor pimp slap-itis if you keep sassing. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
You have dur-pes, among other things. dur

You're about to catch Raptor pimp slap-itis if you keep sassing. pimp

I don’t want any of your whore diseases uhuh

You won’t be giving any slaps when I drop Pluto on you, at least you won’t have to lose any more weight pimp

Drools, don't think you're safe from a good pimp slapping because you have moobs and a mangina. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Drools, don't think you're safe from a good pimp slapping because you have moobs and a mangina. pimp

You’re not safe from a good Pluto pimp slapping just cause you have boobs and a vagina pimp

Look at Drools copying me again. It's tough being his idol. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Look at Drools copying me again. It's tough being his idol. pimp

Delusional to the end

Originally posted by Badabing
Like herpes, Raptor Bada, there is no cure. pimp

Glad you admit you have herpes

Originally posted by steverules_2
Delusional to the end
Delusional will be your best case scenario after my thorough pimp slapping of your stupid face. sneer
Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Glad you admit you have herpes
I thought it was known. srug

Originally posted by Badabing
Delusional will be your best case scenario after my thorough pimp slapping of your stupid face. sneer I thought it was known. srug

I’ll pimp slap you so hard you’ll be like a bug hitting the wind shield uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll pimp slap you so hard you’ll be like a bug hitting the wind shield uhuh
Keep sassing me and you'll be missing windshield wipers again, along with your eggs. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Delusional will be your best case scenario after my thorough pimp slapping of your stupid face. sneer I thought it was known. srug

Guess being a prostitute down at Tampa’s seedy areas has some work hazards. Steve and I don’t have Obama care to cover you, your own your own👆

Originally posted by Badabing
Keep sassing me and you'll be missing windshield wipers again, along with your eggs. sneer

I don’t lay eggs you raptor duck hybrid, but I’ll gladly steal your eggs and make scrambled raptor eggs uhuh

I have successfully bullied Rob from here. 😎

I'm a monster 🙁

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Guess being a prostitute down at Tampa’s seedy areas has some work hazards. Steve and I don’t have Obama care to cover you, your own your own👆
I got it years ago when I was banging strippers and Hooters girls who went to the gym I worked at in the late 90s.

I'm actually well off enough to pay my medical directly. Paid for my knee and appendix w/o insurance. Though I am looking into catastrophic non-ACA insurance.

Originally posted by steverules_2
I don’t lay eggs you raptor duck hybrid, but I’ll gladly steal your eggs and make scrambled raptor eggs uhuh
Your gaping buttocks gets laid for about tree fiddy. pimp
Originally posted by Facee
I have successfully bullied Rob from here. 😎

I'm a monster 🙁

Originally posted by Facee
I have successfully bullied Rob from here. 😎

I'm a monster 🙁

Has Rob been back since his joke ban?