The Blue Oyster Bar

Poor Sturd Drools is quite emotional. 😬

Originally posted by Badabing
Poor Sturd Drools is quite emotional. 😬

You’re the one with mascara running down your hooker face and smudged lipstick 😬 sparkles has given up

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re the one with mascara running down your hooker face and smudged lipstick 😬 sparkles has given up

And the only thing running will be you, from my pimp hand. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
It's yore, dolt. 👇

And the only thing running will be you, from my pimp hand. pimp

You’ll be feeling the wrath of my pimp hand pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re the one with mascara running down your hooker face and smudged lipstick 😬 sparkles has given up

No need to give up when you won. I bullied Bada and his love into submission

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ll be feeling the wrath of my pimp hand pimp

pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Poor Sturd Drools is quite emotional. 😬

Originally posted by Facee
Even on vacation he checks in for his whoring duties.

Of course, my whoring duties being pimping Binks out...to you 😬

Originally posted by Facee
Even on vacation he checks in for his whoring duties.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Of course, my whoring duties being pimped by Binks out...to you 😬

And you're welcome. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
He knows better or he'll get the pimp hand again!Fixed. 👆

And you're welcome. pimp

Whilst it’s no lie that Donald has to pay for sex the rest of it is fake news

Carry on sassing me and giving Donald freebies and you’ll be feeling a Pluto sized pimp slap to that wooden hooker mouth of yours

Originally posted by steverules_2
Whilst it’s no lie that Donald has to pay for sex the rest of it is fake news

Carry on sassing me and giving Donald freebies and you’ll be feeling a Pluto sized pimp slap to that wooden hooker mouth of yours

Originally posted by Badabing
You are a potato head. Keep flapping those hooker lips and you'll be a mashed potato head. sneer

You’ll be a raptor burger with scrambled raptor eggs if you keep flapping that beak of yours pimp

Sturd's GF: Drools, why do you keep posting on KMC during our vacation? 🤨

Sturd: I can't let Raptor Bada think he's bullied me! uhuh

Me: brahptor

Originally posted by Badabing
Sturd's GF: Drools, why do you keep posting on KMC during our vacation? 🤨

Sturd: I can't let Raptor Bada think he's bullied me! uhuh

Me: brahptor

...where have you hidden the cameras? uhuh I forgot I made that smilie

Originally posted by steverules_2
...where have you hidden the cameras? uhuh I forgot I made that smilie

You should be more careful of the apps you download. biscuits

Originally posted by Badabing
Hidden cameras? 🤨

You should be more careful of the apps you download. biscuits

I’m ain’t paying tree fiddy for your raptor apps! uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’m ain’t paying tree fiddy for your raptor apps! uhuh

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.humor.talking.velociraptor2&hl=en_US

Originally posted by Badabing
You know you want to DL the app.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.humor.talking.velociraptor2&hl=en_US

Sparkles gave it one star

Originally posted by steverules_2
Sparkles gave it one star

Originally posted by Badabing
You're gonna be seeing stars if you don't DL my app...for about tree fiddy. sneer

It was around this time I realised this starbucks drinking app making man bun millennial was in fact an 8 foot escaped from Jurassic world raptor. I said Dammit raptor I ain’t GIVIN’ you tree fiddy! uhuh