The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages

Originally posted by Badabing
I have a bag of pimp slaps with the name Sturd Drools on it. Keep sassing me and I'll reach into my bag of pimp slaps for you. sneer

pimp

You have a hand bag full of your make up and tampons. I don’t need a bag to hold my pimp slaps, I’ll just pimp slap you till I’m bored and then pimp slap you some more when I feel like it pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You have a hand bag full of your make up and tampons. I don’t need a bag to hold my pimp slaps, I’ll just pimp slap you till I’m bored and then pimp slap you some more when I feel like it pimp
You have a bag of dicks for snacking. You disgust me. sneer

Get your nasty hooker body out of here before I pimp slap you out. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
You have a bag of dicks for snacking. You disgust me. sneer

Get your nasty hooker body out of here before I pimp slap you out. pimp

You’ve got had a bag of dicks in your butt hole

You get your horrendous disgusting whore hole body out of here and back to your hooker corner before I pimp slap you there pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ve got had a bag of dicks in your butt hole

You get your horrendous disgusting whore hole body out of here and back to your hooker corner before I pimp slap you there pimp

More fake news from lying Drools. You are a crack whore, a butt crack whore. sneer

Get back to your corner before I pimp slap you into another dimension. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
More fake news from lying Drools. You are a crack whore, a butt crack whore. sneer

Get back to your corner before I pimp slap you into another dimension. pimp

Your spread lies and your butt cheeks uhuh

I will pimp slap you through bullet proof glass and brick walls pimp

I have successfully traumatized Kaz from this thread.

Anybody else notice Brolys mental breakdown before he got banned?

Originally posted by Facee
Negative, ball sniffer..

It's an ancient Greek face sculpture of Narcissus.

You need to calm down

Narcissus was known for his love of buggering other boys

Originally posted by Robtard
You need to calm down

Narcissus was known for his love of buggering other boys


So you both have something in common. You can relate .

The only story I know is with Echo. But his face probably rivaled my own.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your spread lies and your butt cheeks uhuh

I will pimp slap you through bullet proof glass and brick walls pimp

You are a dirty, rancid animal, like LOB. You should be put down, for good. sneer

Go get me my tree fiddy before I pimp slap you into a parallel universe. pimp

Originally posted by Facee
So you both have something in common. You can relate .

The only story I know is with Echo. But his face probably rivaled my own.

Says the guy with the avatar of a buggerer.

Narcissus was known for loving two things the most. Foremost his own reflection and coming in a close second, buggering boys.

Originally posted by Robtard
Says the guy with the avatar of a buggerer.

Narcissus was known for loving two things the most. Foremost his own reflection and coming in a close second, buggering boys.


Says the guy who loves posting in a thread named after, well you know. Or are you here for the boys?

Show me where it says Narcissus was known for loving boys?

There's a lot of sexual tension in here now. I can send Sturd Drools to both of you for about tree fiddy. pimp

Originally posted by Facee
Says the guy who loves posting in a thread named after, well you know. Or are you here for the boys?

Show me where it says Narcissus was known for loving boys?

Dude, no ones judging you and your full-o-buggery avatar. Well, Sturd prolly is.

Originally posted by Badabing
There's a lot of sexual tension in here now. I can send Sturd Drools to both of you for about tree fiddy. pimp

So $1.75 from each of us?

Yeah, but you’ll be serviced by butt licker Craptor Binks, she’s the pimped not the pimp pimp she’s delusional from the many pimp slaps I’ve given her

Originally posted by Badabing
You are a dirty, rancid animal, like LOB. You should be put down, for good. sneer

Go get me my tree fiddy before I pimp slap you into a parallel universe. pimp

You’re a dirty little duck lover who should be fed to a t-rex uhuh

I will pimp slap you into a black hole if you don’t earn me my tree fiddy pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
Yeah, but you’ll be serviced by butt licker Craptor Binks, she’s the pimped not the pimp pimp she’s delusional from the many pimp slaps I’ve given her

You’re a dirty little duck lover who should be fed to a t-rex uhuh

I will pimp slap you into a black hole if you don’t earn me my tree fiddy pimp

I don't know if you're drunk from booze, or pimp slap drunk from sassing me. Either way sober up and get me my tree fiddy. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
I don't know if you're drunk from booze, or pimp slap drunk from sassing me. Either way sober up and get me my tree fiddy. pimp

I will pimp slap you into shark infested waters pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will pimp slap you into shark infested waters pimp
I make my sushi from sharks. sneer

I will pimp slap you back into your wenching chambers. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
I make my sushi from sharks. sneer

I will pimp slap you back into your wenching chambers. pimp

I make shoes out of raptors, I’ll turn your duck feathers into a duster uhuh

I’ll pimp slap your back to your glory hole commode pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
I make shoes out of raptors, I’ll turn your duck feathers into a duster uhuh

I’ll pimp slap your back to your glory hole commode pimp

I'll make fertilizer from you crap hooker head. sneer

I have a new corner where I will pimp slap you. Now get to earning. pimp

This is your new corner: