The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will pimp slap you to death uhuh welcome to die pimp
You are a street corner girl. I will slap you like a skanky tart. 👆

Originally posted by Badabing
You are a street corner girl. I will slap you like a skanky tart. 👆

Steverules understands what took place the night you were given global mod status, you got down on your hooker knees, put your little hands together and said a prayer, and it sounded like this: 'Oh Dear God, you see, my name's Geoffrey. And I just got global mod status. But there's just one problem: everyone still thinks that I ABSOLUTELY SUCK!'

And then at that point, Binks, your house started to shake, the heavens opened up and God Himself spoke to you and said: 'Jeremy...' 'But my name's Geoffrey...' 'IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! You are absolutely right. You do suck. But there is one thing and one thing only that you can do. You must go find the pimp that is simply electrifying. You must go find Steverules.'

'Oh but God, anybody but Ste..' 'KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR HOOKER MOUTH!' And then as fear went through your body, tears went down your cheek and pi$$ rolled down your leg, your house started to shake again, the clouds parted and the heavens opened. And what seemed like millions... of voices said to you in unison, jabronie, 'If ya smelllll what STEVERULES... is cookin'!"

That's a long winded post. You are a dirty, lying chatterhead.

You are Lady Chatterly, hooker queen of the wicker people.

Originally posted by Badabing
That's a long winded post. You are a dirty, lying chatterhead.

You are Lady Chatterly, hooker queen of the wicker people.

Your vagina is like a health violation fish market in the Grand Canyon uhuh you’re the universal turd queen, hooker queen of the turdlings. You wear a nugget tiara.

You are the new Sparkles, Drools. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are the new Sparkles, Drools. sneer

You are a sparduckles uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are a sparduckles uhuh
Get out of here with your LOB fleas and Abhi DNA. sneer

Poor Sturd Drools got bullied by everyone today.

So you need help in bullying 😬

Originally posted by Badabing
Get out of here with your LOB fleas and Abhi DNA. sneer

I will pimp slap you so hard the Abhi DNA will shoot from your butt hole, you have LOB fleas in your vagina uhuh

Drools, are you still yapping? You must be pimp slap drunk from my backhands. mmm

Originally posted by Badabing
Drools, are you still yapping? You must be pimp slap drunk from my backhands. mmm

You have weak hands, I will pimp slap you right across your hooker face cheeks uhuh and throw you down the stairs

When Drools starts his hooker lips flapping, Raptor Bada gets his pimp hand slapping. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
When Drools starts his hooker lips flapping, Raptor Bada gets his pimp hand slapping. sneer

You’re not a pimp, you’re just pimped uhuh get back to your corner or else my pimp hand will start slapping your wench face, harlot pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re not a pimp, you’re just pimped uhuh get back to your corner or else my pimp hand will start slapping your wench face, harlot pimp
You spelled pumped wrong, you sidewalk Sally. sneer

You're upset because everyone in this thread has bullied you and your ally Sparkles has been banned.

Originally posted by Badabing
You spelled pumped wrong, you sidewalk Sally. sneer

You're upset because everyone in this thread has bullied you and your ally Sparkles has been banned.

You needed help because your bullying tactics are weak just like you attempt at a pimp hand. I will pimp slap you all the way to the red light district so you can earn me my tree fiddy pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You needed help because your bullying tactics are weak just like you attempt at a pimp hand. I will pimp slap you all the way to the red light district so you can earn me my tree fiddy pimp
Sassing me won't bring your BFF Broly back. ❌

It will get you pimp slapped stupid though. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Sassing me won't bring your BFF Broly back. ❌

It will get you pimp slapped stupid though. pimp

You were the one wanting to go broke back with him

I will pimp slap the sparduckled feathers from your mouth uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You were the one wanting to go broke back with him

I will pimp slap the sparduckled feathers from your mouth uhuh

Looks like hookerness, stupid faceness and turdiness are all boxes you check, Drools. sneer

Now go get me my tree fiddy. pimp

The wretched hooker Drools is easily defeated.

Originally posted by Badabing
Looks like hookerness, stupid faceness and turdiness are all boxes you check, Drools. sneer

Now go get me my tree fiddy. pimp

I will slap the hooker lies right from your stupid hooker turd face, Binks uhuh you shit the bed again, you’ll be getting extra pimp slaps to that tarted up hooker face of yours tonight pimp