The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Drools is a lady of the night working hard to earn me that tree fiddy. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Drools is a lady of the night working hard to earn me that tree fiddy. pimp

No you’re pimped, not a pimp. Go earn me my tree fiddy before returning for your daily dose of pimp slaps, harlot pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
No you’re pimped, not a pimp. Go earn me my tree fiddy before returning for your daily dose of pimp slaps, harlot pimp
I've already pimp slapped the taste out of your mouth. Now it looks like I pimp slapped the sense out of your hooker head. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
I've already pimp slapped the taste out of your mouth. Now it looks like I pimp slapped the sense out of your hooker head. pimp

I’ll pimp slap the oak teeth out of your hooker mouth and build a table out of them so I can pimp slap your face into it repeatedly pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll pimp slap the oak teeth out of your hooker mouth and build a table out of them so I can pimp slap your face into it repeatedly pimp
You have a hooker hole of a mouth and acorns as teeth. I'll pimp slap you into orbit. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
You have a hooker hole of a mouth and acorns as teeth. I'll pimp slap you into orbit. pimp

I’ll obliterate your whore face with a pimp slap like the Death Star laser obliterated Alderaan pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll obliterate your whore face with a pimp slap like the Death Star laser obliterated Alderaan pimp
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Pimp Force. pimp

This is what will happen to Drools after my next pimp slap:

Originally posted by Badabing
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Pimp Force. pimp

This is what will happen to Drools after my next pimp slap:


And I'll piss on his aches.

Leave me out of your golden shower fantasies

Originally posted by Badabing
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Pimp Force. pimp

This is what will happen to Drools after my next pimp slap:

My pimp slap will destroy your feeble whore body pimp

I already did that insult you insult stealer uhuh

Originally posted by Facee
And I'll piss on his aches.
Drools usually charges about tree fiddy for that...mmm 😘
Originally posted by steverules_2
Leave me out of your golden shower fantasies

My pimp slap will destroy your feeble whore body pimp

I already did that insult you insult stealer uhuh

The Pimp Force is strooooong with me. pimp

I have no clue what you're talking about. biscuits

Originally posted by Badabing
Drools usually charges about tree fiddy for that...mmm 😘 The Pimp Force is strooooong with me. pimp

I have no clue what you're talking about. biscuits

The limp force is strong with you, my pimp slaps are more powerful than you can possibly imagine pimp

I shall pimp slap you so hard you’ll crumble into turd dust

Originally posted by steverules_2
The limp force is strong with you, my pimp slaps are more powerful than you can possibly imagine pimp

I shall pimp slap you so hard you’ll crumble into turd dust


And I'll piss on his dust.

Originally posted by Facee
And I'll piss on his dust.

As long as you pay Binks tree fiddy you can do whatever you want to him

Originally posted by steverules_2
The limp force is strong with you, my pimp slaps are more powerful than you can possibly imagine pimp

I shall pimp slap you so hard you’ll crumble into turd dust

Get out of here with your copy cat ways and fake news. I'll pimp slap the stank out of your hooker mouth and turn those wicker teeth to dust. sneer

pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Get out of here with your copy cat ways and fake news. I'll pimp slap the stank out of your hooker mouth and turn those wicker teeth to dust. sneer

pimp

You copy me all the time you harlot, you’ll never be able to copy my pimp slap though pimp you flap your mouth and wings you sparduckled wench, I shall pimp slap your wooden beak from your whore face

Originally posted by steverules_2
You copy me all the time you harlot, you’ll never be able to copy my pimp slap though pimp you flap your mouth and wings you sparduckled wench, I shall pimp slap your wooden beak from your whore face
Sassing me, your Raptor Pimp, will get you pimp slapped silly. Clean those salty hooker lips and tend to those flat, bruised knees so you can earn, hoochie. pimp

Lucky for Drools he took his bullying like a sissy and scampered away.

Originally posted by Badabing
Lucky for Drools he took his bullying like a sissy and scampered away.

You gotta let hoe be a hoe

Originally posted by Badabing
Lucky for Drools he took his bullying like a sissy and scampered away.

I will pimp slap the delusions from your hooker head. Return to your corner and service the ducks at the pond. Fix your smudged make up, no one likes to see your tear stained mascara uhuh pimp

Originally posted by Facee
You gotta let hoe be a hoe
He is a scampering hoe.
Originally posted by steverules_2
I will pimp slap the delusions from your hooker head. Return to your corner and service the ducks at the pond. Fix your smudged make up, no one likes to see your tear stained mascara uhuh pimp
Shouldn't you be scampering down to your red light corner, wench? Go earn me that tree fiddy. pimp