The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’m about to backhand you and make raptor burgers uhuh
You are a simpleton, slap dummy. Special Bada >>> Simpleton Sturd Drools.

Originally posted by Badabing
You are a simpleton, slap dummy. Special Bada >>> Simpleton Sturd Drools.

You’re an invalid and a turd, I shall backhand you until I’m bored

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re an invalid and a turd, I shall backhand you until I’m bored
I will mash your soft, dumpling body easily, slap dummy.

Originally posted by Badabing
I will mash your soft, dumpling body easily, slap dummy.

I’ll explode your peck implants, Binks uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll explode your peck implants, Binks uhuh
Those are 100% Grade A Raptor Bada pecs, slap dummy.

I will backhand you to the ground so you skin your knees. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Those are 100% Grade A Raptor Bada pecs, slap dummy.

I will backhand you to the ground so you skin your knees. sneer

I will backhand you out of your high heels, slappedtor Binks uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you out of your high heels, slappedtor Binks uhuh
Your fake news and insubordination will get you backhanded into orbit, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Your fake news and insubordination will get you backhanded into orbit, slap dummy. sneer

You have fake boobs and fake raptor DNA. I will backhand all the fake from your turd body, slappedtor Binks. uhuh

I will backhand your wicker dentures from your drooling mouth, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand your wicker dentures from your drooling mouth, slap dummy. sneer

I’ll backhand the turd nugget dentures from your hooker mouth, slappedtor Binks uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll backhand the turd nugget dentures from your hooker mouth, slappedtor Binks uhuh
You are so desperate to counter my slap dummy name for you. 😂

Keep sassing me and I'll backhand your drooling face off your stupid head. sneer

Looks like my backhand has successfully bullied my slap dummy from this thread.

Your backhand is weak and feeble

Originally posted by Badabing
You are so desperate to counter my slap dummy name for you. 😂

Keep sassing me and I'll backhand your drooling face off your stupid head. sneer

Gotta have something 🤷‍♂️

I’ll keep backhand your turd nugget teeth right out of your whore mouth. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fukin' teeth! uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your backhand is weak and feeble

Gotta have something 🤷‍♂️

I’ll keep backhand your turd nugget teeth right out of your whore mouth. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fukin' teeth! uhuh

Such harsh language...

Keep it up and I will wash your drooling mouth out with soap, slap dummy sneer

You will look silly when I start backhanding you around and bubbles spew from your mouth. 😂

Originally posted by Badabing
Such harsh language...

Keep it up and I will wash your drooling mouth out with soap, slap dummy sneer

You will look silly when I start backhanding you around and bubbles spew from your mouth. 😂

Haven’t you seen blues brothers? 😬

You’ll look silly when I backhand you to death uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Haven’t you seen blues brothers? 😬

You’ll look silly when I backhand you to death uhuh

I have a doctorate in slapology and am a 10th black belt in backhand-fu, slap dummy. So if you don;t want to be spitting out your wicker teeth and more bubbles you'll shut it. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I have a doctorate in slapology and am a 10th black belt in backhand-fu, slap dummy. So if you don;t want to be spitting out your wicker teeth and more bubbles you'll shut it. sneer

You have a doctorate in being slapped and you're a 10th black belt in being a backhanded fool. I will backhand your corn turd teeth out one by one uhuh

Help me ! I pumped too much weight and had too many calories..Now I can barely move.. 🙁

Originally posted by steverules_2
You have a doctorate in being slapped and you're a 10th black belt in being a backhanded fool. I will backhand your corn turd teeth out one by one uhuh
Keep sassing, slap dummy. Soon I will backhand you into orbit. sneer
Originally posted by Facee
Help me ! I pumped too much weight and had too many calories..Now I can barely move.. 🙁
I bet Sturd Drools will try something on you.

Originally posted by Badabing
Keep sassing, slap dummy. Soon I will backhand you into orbit. sneer I bet Sturd Drools will try something on you.

Keep flapping that beak of yours and I’ll backhand that off too when I backhand those turd teeth of yours out uhuh

Keep me out of your sick duck erotic novels 😘