The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re always trying to set me up with Donald 😬 he’s your duck, keep him

I’ll introduce you to death when I backhand you uhuh

You created him, thus he's yours. 🙂

The only thing deadly about you is your besparkled wicker breath. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You created him, thus he's yours. 🙂

The only thing deadly about you is your besparkled wicker breath. sneer

You wanted a bride, unlike Frankenstein I actually gave my creation one

The only thing deadly about you is your turd stench 😘 uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You wanted a bride, unlike Frankenstein I actually gave my creation one

The only thing deadly about you is your turd stench 😘 uhuh

You are known to be a besparkled duck loving handyman. My backhand will instantly turn you to turd vapor. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are known to be a besparkled duck loving handyman. My backhand will instantly turn you to turd vapor. sneer

You are a turd filled with glitter and duck DNA. I will backhand you into a turd dust cloud uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are a turd filled with glitter and duck DNA. I will backhand you into a turd dust cloud uhuh
No I'm not and no you won't. You're my slap dummy and will wait in the corner for my backhand. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
No I'm not and no you won't. You're my slap dummy and will wait in the corner for my backhand. sneer

That is the complete opposite of what is going to happen. Today is not Opposite Day, Binks. Today is backhand turd Binks day and I’m going to celebrate by repeatedly backhanding your stupid turd face uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
That is the complete opposite of what is going to happen. Today is not Opposite Day, Binks. Today is backhand turd Binks day and I’m going to celebrate by repeatedly backhanding your stupid turd face uhuh
I must have backhanded you into an altered state of mind. No matter, you will continue to receive fresh backhands. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I must have backhanded you into an altered state of mind. No matter, you will continue to receive fresh backhands. sneer

Stop your yapping while I’m backhanding your turd teeth from your hooker mouth uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Stop your yapping while I’m backhanding your turd teeth from your hooker mouth uhuh
Suicide by my backhand is not a good way to die. But I will happily oblige you, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You created him, thus he's yours. 🙂

The only thing deadly about you is your besparkled wicker breath. sneer


Originally posted by steverules_2
You wanted a bride, unlike Frankenstein I actually gave my creation one

The only thing deadly about you is your turd stench 😘 uhuh


Please do not fight over me my children! I am an Emperor for all to worship.

facepalm

Originally posted by Badabing
Suicide by my backhand is not a good way to die. But I will happily oblige you, slap dummy. sneer

Your death will be slow and painful, you will be backhanded to death and to the grave uhuh

Get YOUR duck under control, Drools.

Originally posted by steverules_2
facepalm

Your death will be slow and painful, you will be backhanded to death and to the grave uhuh

You must be a momo sassing me. I will backhand the sass from your drooling, wicker filled mouth, slap dummy.

Originally posted by Badabing
Get YOUR duck under control, Drools. You must be a momo sassing me. I will backhand the sass from your drooling, wicker filled mouth, slap dummy.

I just created him, he’s your problem now

I will backhand the duck glitter DNA from your whoring, turd nugget filled mouth, slappedtor Binks uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I just created him, he’s your problem now

I will backhand the duck glitter DNA from your whoring, turd nugget filled mouth, slappedtor Binks uhuh

You created him to love you, freak. He rebelled against your sexual harassment. Now step up for your backhand, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You created him to love you, freak. He rebelled against your sexual harassment. Now step up for your backhand, slap dummy. sneer

First time he touched me. 🙁

https://ibb.co/LQMMhtq

Originally posted by Facee
First time he touched me. 🙁

https://ibb.co/LQMMhtq

He's a sick freak! His inflamed anus is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. 👇

Your inflamed anus is the home to Donald’s beak

Originally posted by Badabing
You created him to love you, freak. He rebelled against your sexual harassment. Now step up for your backhand, slap dummy. sneer

I created him to love you, you sick turd. And he’s doing just that. I will backhand you down the Empire State Building stairs uhuh

Originally posted by Facee
First time he touched me. 🙁

https://ibb.co/LQMMhtq

You wish, freak 😬 you have a turd infested beak and herpes 😘

Drools being stirred by some creepy goblin.

Originally posted by Badabing
Drools being stirred by some creepy goblin.

Originally posted by steverules_2
What the...shocklaugh

You have to randomly post that in other threads.