The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2
My backhand will cure you of your delusions uhuh
My supreme raptor backhand will slap your weak crap hand up your inflamed anus. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
My supreme raptor backhand will slap your weak crap hand up your inflamed anus. sneer

Your Craptor hand is weak and made of crusty turds. I will destroy you with only minimal backhand effort uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Craptor Binks has been backhanded and bullied from this thread by me

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your Craptor hand is weak and made of crusty turds. I will destroy you with only minimal backhand effort uhuh
Minimal effort is the only effort you can produce because you have a turd husk body. I will backhand you from existence. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Minimal effort is the only effort you can produce because you have a turd husk body. I will backhand you from existence. sneer

Your turd husk body will be a turd dust body when I backhand you uhuh

Here's an idea for a future sig. Just slap a raptor head on it and you're good to go.

https://ibb.co/DRbLhQQ

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your turd husk body will be a turd dust body when I backhand you uhuh
Drools, I forgot you were there. You may wait in the corner for your backhand. sneer
Originally posted by Facee
Here's an idea for a future sig. Just slap a raptor head on it and you're good to go.

https://ibb.co/DRbLhQQ

Nice.

Originally posted by Badabing
Drools, I forgot you were there. You may wait in the corner for your backhand. sneer Nice.

You never forget me you no good piece of shit. I will backhand you until I’m bored and then carry on doing it anyway uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You never forget me you no good piece of shit. I will backhand you until I’m bored and then carry on doing it anyway uhuh
You are #2. I will backhand you into the commode where deuces belong. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are #2. I will backhand you into the commode where deuces belong. sneer

I’m number 1, I’m William T Riker. You’re just a turd. You will be backhanded, resistance is futile uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’m number 1, I’m William T Riker. You’re just a turd. You will be backhanded, resistance is futile uhuh
It's already KMC canon that you're Wesley Crusher, slap dummy.

My backhand will refresh your crap memory. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Raptor Bada, successfully bullying Sturd Drools since 2006. 😎

👆

Originally posted by Badabing
It's already KMC canon that you're Wesley Crusher, slap dummy.

My backhand will refresh your crap memory. sneer

Wrong again you crusty turd, you were always Wesley Crusher. I will backhand you into the photon torpedo bay and launch you into the sun uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Wrong again you crusty turd, you were always Wesley Crusher. I will backhand you into the photon torpedo bay and launch you into the sun uhuh
I'm Kirk, so double dumb ass on you acting Ensign Crusher. I will backhand you to Borg space where they'll reject you for assimilation because of your turd husk body. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I'm Kirk, so double dumb ass on you acting Ensign Crusher. I will backhand you to Borg space where they'll reject you for assimilation because of your turd husk body. sneer

You’re not Kirk ermm1 I will backhand those delusions from your stupid head Ensign Turd uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re not Kirk ermm1 I will backhand those delusions from your stupid head Ensign Turd uhuh
Dr. Beverly Crusher has red hair. You are Wesley Crusher by default. 😎

I will backhand you to Ceti Alpha VI right before it explodes. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Dr. Beverly Crusher has red hair. You are Wesley Crusher by default. 😎

I will backhand you to Ceti Alpha VI right before it explodes. sneer

You’re Wesley, I have proof

I’ll backhand the understanding into you uhuh

You are Princess Cruton Crusher, turd husk princess of the wicker people. I will backhand you for breaking the laws on nature. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are Princess Cruton Crusher, turd husk princess of the wicker people. I will backhand you for breaking the laws on nature. sneer

I’m a crusher of you and your turdling people. I will backhand you for existing uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’m a crusher of you and your turdling people. I will backhand you for existing uhuh
Your inflamed anus gets crushed, Wesley. I will backhand you and your gape off KMC. sneer