The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2
You don’t dress as poop you are poop

You will be backhanded around the world uhuh

I will backhand you into Jupiter's great red spot. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you into Jupiter's great red spot. sneer

Your inflamed anus is a giant red spot

I’ll backhand you into the sun uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your inflamed anus is a giant red spot

I’ll backhand you into the sun uhuh

You are a brown dwarf star, because you're poop. I will backhand you into Betelgeuse. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are a brown dwarf star, because you're poop. I will backhand you into Betelgeuse. sneer

I will backhand you into a supernova uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you into a supernova uhuh
I will raptor slap-clawed backhand combo you into a quasar. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will raptor slap-clawed backhand combo you into a quasar. sneer

Your craptor slaps with pink silicone nails are weak sauce. I will plunger backhand you into the commode with some bleach for good measure uhuh

Cool new sig 😎

Originally posted by steverules_2
Cool new sig 😎

It's a piece of shat just like you 👆

Now get angry 😐

I want to see buttthurt!

Originally posted by Facee
It's a piece of shat just like you 👆

Now get angry 😐

I want to see buttthurt!

When you run out of toilet paper you can use the 3 Binks

Originally posted by steverules_2
When you run out of toilet paper you can use the 3 Binks


😆

Nice sig by the way. Like how the claws look 3D.

Now go back to kissing the raptors asss.

I gave Drools the Bada backhand and he exploded into a puff of turd dust. RIP you former turd husk. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I gave Drools the Bada backhand and he exploded into a puff of turd dust. RIP you former turd husk. sneer

I wouldn’t even feel your backhand, it’s weak and meaningless much like your existence. Don’t worry though your existence will come to an end when I backhand you to death uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I wouldn’t even feel your backhand, it’s weak and meaningless much like your existence. Don’t worry though your existence will come to an end when I backhand you to death uhuh
You make no sense. I will backhand some sense into you. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You make no sense. I will backhand some sense into you. sneer

I will backhand the turd from your body so there’s nothing left of you uhuh

Originally posted by -Pr-
...What happened to you? You're like Bada now.

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand the turd from your body so there’s nothing left of you uhuh
I will backhand the besparkled feathers from your gape, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand the besparkled feathers from your gape, slap dummy. sneer

I will backhand the duck beak from yours, slappedtor Binks uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand the duck beak from yours, slappedtor Binks uhuh
I neither have a gape nor a duck beak in or on my person. You on the other hand made no denial. mmm

I will backhand your drooling face into outer space. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I neither have a gape nor a duck beak in or on my person. You on the other hand made no denial. mmm

I will backhand your drooling face into outer space. sneer

You’ve got a duck beak right up your herpes infested butthole

I will backhand your turd head off of your turd body and have it orbiting Saturn uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ve got a duck beak right up your herpes infested butthole

I will backhand your turd head off of your turd body and have it orbiting Saturn uhuh

I will slap your stupid face into Harvey Dent Two Face. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will slap your stupid face into Harvey Dent Two Face. sneer

I’ll backhand you into Poo Face uhuh