The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
You are a pervert. I will backhand you until you're free of perversions. sneer Blame buggery Drools. 👇

I will backhand you for my amusement and your womanly screams uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you for my amusement and your womanly screams uhuh
I will backhand you over a mountain and into a pit. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you over a mountain and into a pit. sneer

You will do nothing but three things

1. Be backhanded by me
2. Cry like a woman
3. Die

uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You will do nothing but three things

1. Backhand me
2. Make me cry like a woman
3. Backhand me until I die

uhuh

Agreed. 👆

sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Raptor Bada, successfully bullying Sturd Drools since 2006. 😎

I totally pwnd Drools today.

Originally posted by Badabing
Agreed. 👆

sneer

I’ll backhand edit your boob head from your turd body uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll backhand edit your boob head from your turd body uhuh
Brave words coming from your kind. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Brave words coming from your kind. sneer

My kind being the non turd kind, you’re a turd Queen and I will backhand the tiara from head and shove it right down your butthole mouth uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
My kind being the non turd kind, you’re a turd Queen and I will backhand the tiara from head and shove it right down your butthole mouth uhuh
You are Princess Wickerton, leader of the Turdlings in Toilet Town. I will backhand your turd husk body, ass mouth. sneer

Badabing, it’s like Chandler Bing, but way lamer.

Originally posted by Badabing
You are Princess Wickerton, leader of the Turdlings in Toilet Town. I will backhand your turd husk body, ass mouth. sneer

I will backhand you into sewer gator infested waters uhuh

Originally posted by Blakemore
Badabing, it’s like Chandler Bing, but way lamer.
Blakemore, it's like Blakemore but...who's Blakemore again? 🤨
Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you into sewer gator infested waters uhuh
I will backhand your turd husk shell from your gooey poop filling. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand your turd husk shell from your gooey poop filling. sneer

I will backhand your turd husk body and gooey poop filling into a cloud of turd dust uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand your turd husk body and gooey poop filling into a cloud of turd dust uhuh
I will backhand you into orbit where you'll become a poop satellite. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you into orbit where you'll become a poop satellite. sneer

You’re a poop hump post for LoB, I will backhand you down the stairs uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re a poop hump post for LoB, I will backhand you down the stairs uhuh
You get passed around the duck pond like a poopy prison b!tch. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You get passed around the duck pond like a poopy prison b!tch. sneer

You give all of those ducks skid marks on their beaks you sick turd uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You give all of those ducks skid marks on their beaks you sick turd uhuh
You have a sick imagination because you have crap for brains. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You have a sick imagination because you have crap for brains. sneer

You are the biggest piece of crap that ever existed which is why you’re a queen turd and you write duck erotica uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are the biggest piece of crap that ever existed which is why you’re a queen turd and you write duck erotica uhuh
I will backhand you then write your eulogy, slap dummy. sneer