The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand the sick duck fantasies from your crap brain, slap dummy. sneer

I will backhand your turd husk body and destroy your goop poop insides, crap dummy uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand your turd husk body and destroy your goop poop insides, crap dummy uhuh
I will backhand you out of this Earth's continuity with my Bada retcon backhand, slap dummy. sneer

Eternals was a joke 👇

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you out of this Earth's continuity with my Bada retcon backhand, slap dummy. sneer

The only thing your backhand does effectively is provide a stench of poop, the thing that you are queen of and made of. I will backhand you back to the sewers uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
The only thing your backhand does effectively is provide a stench of poop, the thing that you are queen of and made of. I will backhand you back to the sewers uhuh
If my backhand smells like poop it's because I backhand you around so much, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
If my backhand smells like poop it's because I backhand you around so much, slap dummy. sneer

You smell of poop because you are poop, crap dummy uhuh

Cool new sig 😎

But phuck the size restrictions

Originally posted by steverules_2
You smell of poop because you are poop, crap dummy uhuh
I will backhand you into a nest of dung beetles. There you will be rolled into a turd ball forever, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you into a nest of dung beetles. There you will be rolled into a turd ball forever, slap dummy. sneer

Pffft I'll backhand your turd body into an alternate dimension that is ruled by dung beetles, crap dummy uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Pffft I'll backhand your turd body into an alternate dimension that is ruled by dung beetles, crap dummy uhuh
I will backhand you into a dung beetle made of dung. You will spend eternity rolling yourself up into a turd ball, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you into a dung beetle made of dung. You will spend eternity rolling yourself up into a turd ball, slap dummy. sneer

You’ll be a dead turd by the time I’m done backhanding you, crap dummy uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ll be a dead turd by the time I’m done backhanding you, crap dummy uhuh
You are a turd husk filled with gooey poop. You can kill anything. I will backhand you into turd atoms, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You can kill anything.

You’ve admitted I can kill anything. It’s KMC canon. biscuits

I’m going to kill you by backhanding the goo poo from your turd body, crap dummy uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ve admitted I can kill anything. It’s KMC canon. biscuits

I’m going to kill you by backhanding the goo poo from your turd body, crap dummy uhuh

You are Doctor Poo and live in the Turdis. I will backhand you very easily, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are Doctor Poo and live in the Turdis. I will backhand you very easily, slap dummy. sneer

No you won’t cause as you said I can kill anything and I will backhand you to death uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
No you won’t cause as you said I can kill anything and I will backhand you to death uhuh
You are my slap dummy. No amount of typos will save you from my Bada backhand. 👆

sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are my slap dummy. No amount of typos will save you from my Bada backhand. 👆

sneer

You are a crap dummy and I can kill anything so I will backhand you into an early grave uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are a crap dummy and I can kill anything so I will backhand you into an early grave uhuh
The only thing deadly about you is your poop smell and the fart breath coming from your ass mouth. My backhand will vapoorize you, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
The only thing deadly about you is your poop smell and the fart breath coming from your ass mouth. My backhand will vapoorize you, slap dummy. sneer

You smell like poop because you are poop 😐 I can kill anything which means I can kill your bad poop smell with a simple backhand to your butthole face, crap dummy uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You smell like poop because you are poop 😐 I can kill anything which means I can kill your bad poop smell with a simple backhand to your butthole face, crap dummy uhuh
You are easily backhanded into the commode and flushed, slap dummy. sneer