The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
I just dropped my first deuce in the year of the Sturd. I flushed it easily, and I will flush you just as easily. sneer

I will drop you with an asteroid backhand, you’ll be a skid mark on the ground uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will drop you with an asteroid backhand, you’ll be a skid mark on the ground uhuh
2022...deuce oh deuce deuce...Sturd oh Sturd Sturd.

I will TP backhand you down the commode. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
2022...deuce oh deuce deuce...Sturd oh Sturd Sturd.

I will TP backhand you down the commode. sneer

You’re a turd queen and you preach fake poop news from your butthole whore mouth. You won’t be alive after I backhand you. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re a turd queen and you preach fake poop news from your butthole whore mouth. You won’t be alive after I backhand you. uhuh
Only 2+2+2+2 minutes. I will backhand that ass mouth of yours. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Only 2+2+2+2 minutes. I will backhand that ass mouth of yours. sneer

I will backhand that turd hole mouth of yours so you stop talking shit uhuh

Shouldn't you two gay phucks be eating nuts at the pond? 😬

Now Scooby-Doo that shit and get nut eating. 😘

That crack ho Drools was seen leaving the pond last night.

https://ibb.co/r4kZtSf

Originally posted by Facee
Shouldn't you two gay phucks be eating nuts at the pond? 😬

Now Scooby-Doo that shit and get nut eating. 😘

That crack ho Drools was seen leaving the pond last night.

https://ibb.co/r4kZtSf

You should shut the duck up, Binks would eat your nuts if he could find them 😬

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand that turd hole mouth of yours so you stop talking shit uhuh
You are well known for your poopery. I will backhand you for smelling of elderberries and crap. sneer
Originally posted by Facee
Shouldn't you two gay phucks be eating nuts at the pond? 😬

Now Scooby-Doo that shit and get nut eating. 😘

That crack ho Drools was seen leaving the pond last night.

https://ibb.co/r4kZtSf

Shouldn't you be paying tree fiddy to probe Drools' ass mouth with your micro duck dong? pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
You are well known for your poopery. I will backhand you for smelling of elderberries and crap. sneer Shouldn't you be paying tree fiddy to probe Drools' ass mouth with your micro duck dong? pimp

He probes your ass with his 3 foot beak. I will backhand you back to the duck pond to earn me my tree fiddy uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
He probes your ass with his 3 foot beak. I will backhand you back to the duck pond to earn me my tree fiddy uhuh
Your ass mouth will slob down anything for tree fiddy. My retcon backhand will slap you from existence for free. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Your ass mouth will slob down anything for tree fiddy. My retcon backhand will slap you from existence for free. sneer

Your butthole mouth will give out herpes for tree fiddy

My backhand will destroy your turd body uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your butthole mouth will give out herpes for tree fiddy

My backhand will destroy your turd body uhuh

You are a barely sentient piece of poop. You're lucky I keep you around as my slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are a barely sentient piece of poop. You're lucky I keep you around as my slap dummy. sneer

You’re the slap dummy, it’s KMC canon. I’ll backhand you into an open fire uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re the slap dummy, it’s KMC canon. I’ll backhand you into an open fire uhuh
You are fake news. A fresh backhand to that lying ass mouth will knock some sense into you, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are fake news. A fresh backhand to that lying ass mouth will knock some sense into you, slap dummy. sneer

It’s real news, you confirmed it. I will backhand the turd dentures from your butthole mouth, another thing you confirmed. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
It’s real news, you confirmed it. I will backhand the turd dentures from your butthole mouth, another thing you confirmed. uhuh
Your crap brain is in decline. My backhand will knock you back to reality, slap dummy. sneer

This Earth has dung beetles, dunderhead. 😐

Originally posted by Badabing
Your crap brain is in decline. My backhand will knock you back to reality, slap dummy. sneer

This Earth has dung beetles, dunderhead. 😐

You have no brain, just a turd peanut

I will backhand that peanut from your turd head uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You have no brain, just a turd peanut

I will backhand that peanut from your turd head uhuh

Keep sassing me and I'll backhand those wicker dentures from your ass mouth, posh boy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Keep sassing me and I'll backhand those wicker dentures from your ass mouth, posh boy. sneer

I will keep sassing you and I’ll keep backhanding you too uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will keep sassing you and I’ll keep backhanding you too uhuh
You are Dr. Poo.. I will backhand you and your Turdis through time and space. sneer