The Blue Oyster Bar

Originally posted by Badabing
Your are Princess Wickerton. Keeper of the anus of inflammation. Holder of the Hooker Lake duck docks. Receiver of the Bada backhand. sneer

‘Your are’

YOU are Queen Turdlington of Elderberry. Queen of the glory holes at Hooker lake. Your inflamed anus is home to many ducks. Your crap hand is known to have serviced many weary truckers. Uhuh~

Originally posted by steverules_2
‘Your are’

YOU are Queen Turdlington of Elderberry. Queen of the glory holes at Hooker lake. Your inflamed anus is home to many ducks. Your crap hand is known to have serviced many weary truckers. Uhuh~

Looks like this turdling requires adjustment from a fresh Bada backhand. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
"uhuh"

Looks like this turdling requires adjustment from a fresh Bada backhand. sneer

You keep those crap hands away from me and get back to earning like the good little tart you are pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You keep those crap hands away from me and get back to earning like the good little tart you are pimp

bigpimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Stop flapping those hooker lips and get to earning, slap skank.

bigpimp

Binks is at the doctors. He’s got a case of slappeditus. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Binks is at the doctors. He’s got a case of slappeditus. uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing
Drools is about to be in the morgue. sneer

I will backhand the turd and glitter from your body and you will be nothing uhuh

Speaking of fences. Now I have the privacy to sun tan my ass in a pair of male thongs ( that I just ordered from Amazon). 👆

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand the turd and glitter from your body and you will be nothing uhuh

Originally posted by Facee
Speaking of fences. Now I have the privacy to sun tan my ass in a pair of male thongs ( that I just ordered from Amazon). 👆

You are a turd and I will backhand an asteroid to turn you into a skid mark on the pavement uhuh

Originally posted by Facee
Speaking of fences. Now I have the privacy to sun tan my ass in a pair of male thongs ( that I just ordered from Amazon). 👆

Binks will rub sun lotion on you for tree fiddy pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are a turd and I will backhand an asteroid to turn you into a skid mark on the pavement uhuh

Binks will rub sun lotion on you for tree fiddy pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
The only backhanding happening around here will be my clawed hand to your taint face. sneer

Your glittered plastic nails will snapped off your crap hand and destroyed like the rest of your turd body when I backhand you uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Craptor Binks has been backhanded and bullied from this thread by me

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your glittered plastic nails will snapped off your crap hand and destroyed like the rest of your turd body when I backhand you uhuh

I shall backhand your stupid face and then wait for you to regain consciousness just to do it again. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
and destroyed like the rest... duroolio

I shall backhand your stupid face and then wait for you to regain consciousness just to do it again. sneer

…it still works

I shall backhand you to death then backhand you back to life just to backhand you to death again uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
…it still works

I shall backhand you to death then backhand you back to life just to backhand you to death again uhuh

What does work is my Bada backhand against your stupid head. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
No Drools, it doesn't work. duroolio

What does work is my Bada backhand against your stupid head. sneer

You’ll be put to work when I backhand you to Hookerville motel and pimp out your “services,” now get to earning pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ll be put to work when I backhand you to Hookerville motel and pimp out your “services,” now get to earning pimp

bigpimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Your inflamed anus has a sign hanging above that reads "open for business". Get to work, that tree fiddy isn't going to earn itself.

bigpimp

Your vagina has a sign that says ‘always open for business.’ Clean the sand from your vagina and get to earning, Binks. uhuh pimp

There's a sign in the latrine that says 'mouth always open for business'. 😕

Probably belongs to Kaz