The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
And then I backhanded you for spreading fake news, slap turd. sneer

I will backhand you for my amusement uhuh

Out of curiosity do you drink or like Mountain Dew?

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you for my amusement uhuh

Out of curiosity do you drink or like Mountain Dew?

My backhand slapper will knock you into the crapper. sneer

Mountain Dew was one of my favorites. I don't drink pop more than a few times per year these days. And that's usually because someone is showing me hospitality.

Originally posted by Badabing
My backhand slapper will knock you into the crapper. sneer

Mountain Dew was one of my favorites. I don't drink pop more than a few times per year these days. And that's usually because someone is showing me hospitality.

I will break off your crap hand and beat you to death with it. uhuh

They’ve recently brought out Hard Mountain Dew which is alcoholic Mountain Dew and one of the few places to have it is Florida so I was wondering if you’d had it yet.

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will break off your crap hand and beat you to death with it. uhuh

They’ve recently brought out Hard Mountain Dew which is alcoholic Mountain Dew and one of the few places to have it is Florida so I was wondering if you’d had it yet.

The only thing you'll be doing is shutting your face hole. sneer

I don't drink either. 😂 But I'll pick some up tomorrow and give it a small taste.

Originally posted by Badabing
The only thing you'll be doing is shutting your face hole. sneer

I don't drink either. 😂 But I'll pick some up tomorrow and give it a small taste.


Drools wants to make you drunk so he can touch your penis. 😘

Originally posted by Badabing
The only thing you'll be doing is shutting your face hole. sneer

I don't drink either. 😂 But I'll pick some up tomorrow and give it a small taste.

Only thing I’ll be doing is backhanding your face hole. uhuh

My mother in law is going to Florida, in May I believe, so I’ve asked her to pick me up some and hopefully a few other flavours. Can’t get them here in the UK. Just citrus. 😒

Originally posted by Facee
Drools wants to make you drunk so he can touch your penis. 😘

Keep your sick fantasies out of here you sick freak, go back to your ear hole erotic novels uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Only thing I’ll be doing is backhanding your face hole. uhuh

My mother in law is going to Florida, in May I believe, so I’ve asked her to pick me up some and hopefully a few other flavours. Can’t get them here in the UK. Just citrus. 😒

You will be tasting the Bada backhand flavored Dew. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You will be tasting the Bada backhand flavored Dew. sneer

You’ll be tasting mud when I backhand you into the ground uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ll be tasting mud when I backhand you into the ground uhuh
You'll be tasting poop when I backhand the you out of you. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You'll be tasting poop when I backhand the you out of you. sneer

I will not be tasting you or your crap you foul poop. I will backhand you into the negative zone. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will not be tasting you or your crap you foul poop. I will backhand you into the negative zone. uhuh

Riddle me this:

What Marvel hero is/was known for going in/out of the Negative Zone?

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will not be tasting you or your crap you foul poop. I will backhand you into the negative zone. uhuh
I will backhand your turd husk body into the commode. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I have successfully bullied Sturd Drools from this thread, again.

woot

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand your turd husk body into the commode. sneer

You will backhanded into turd dust uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You will backhanded into turd dust uhuh
It doesn't still work. duroolio

I'll back those gibberish spewing hooker lips. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
It doesn't still work. duroolio

I'll back those gibberish spewing hooker lips. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand home to Turdburg. sneer

Originally posted by steverules_2
Yes, I will backhand you home to Turdsburg, Drools. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Yes, I will backhand you home to Turdsburg, Drools. sneer

That’s not what you said though was it, Binks ermm1 your home is Turdsburg because you are a turd uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
That’s not what you said though was it, Binks ermm1 your home is Turdsburg because you are a turd uhuh
Yes, I will backhand your turd husk body back to your home, Turdsburg. sneer