The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
Get to earning Ginger Turd or I'll backhand you for sassing me. sneer

I will be sassing you and slapping you. Now get back to earning you slap turd. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will be sassing you and slapping you. Now get back to earning you slap turd. uhuh
Go put your tramp pants on and earn me that tree fiddy, Ginger Turd. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Go put your tramp pants on and earn me that tree fiddy, Ginger Turd. sneer

Quit spreading your hooker lies and start spreading your inflamed butt cheeks and get to earning. You have a tramp stamp that says ‘Property of Steve’ and don’t you forget it you turd tart. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Quit spreading your hooker lies and start spreading your inflamed butt cheeks and get to earning. You have a tramp stamp that says ‘Property of Steve’ and don’t you forget it you turd tart. uhuh
I speak truth, slap hoochie. Get to earning before I get to backhanding. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I speak truth, slap hoochie. Get to earning before I get to backhanding. sneer

You speak turd and lies, turd tart. I will backhand you for your poor performance in hooker duties. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You speak turd and lies, turd tart. I will backhand you for your poor performance in hooker duties. uhuh
You will be demoted from Hooker Lake back to the duck pond if you keep sassing me, your slap lord. sneer

Speaking of turds, I'm having dump cake with cherries and pecans.

Originally posted by Badabing
You will be demoted from Hooker Lake back to the duck pond if you keep sassing me, your slap lord. sneer

You’re a slapped lord and I will backhand your stupid hooker ass back to the truck stop uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’re a slapped lord and I will backhand your stupid hooker ass back to the truck stop uhuh
You will do nothing but earn tree fiddy and thank me for backhanding you. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You will do nothing but earn tree fiddy and thank me for backhanding you. sneer

I will backhand you to death, backhand you back to life and then backhand you to death again. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you to death, backhand you back to life and then backhand you to death again. uhuh
I will backhand your turd husk body into a black hole where you'll be flushed for good. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand your turd husk body into a black hole where you'll be flushed for good. sneer

I’d backhand you in to a black hole but your inflamed butt would block it up uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’d backhand you in to a black hole but your inflamed butt would block it up uhuh
My backhand has an appointment with your stupid face, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
My backhand has an appointment with your stupid face, slap dummy. sneer

Binks? I forgot you were there. You may go now…back to hooker lake to earn me my tree fiddy. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Binks? I forgot you were there. You may go now…back to hooker lake to earn me my tree fiddy. uhuh
Looks like all those overdoses of besparkled duck feathers has given you memory loss. A fresh Bada backhand will refresh your memory. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Looks like all those overdoses of besparkled duck feathers has given you memory loss. A fresh Bada backhand will refresh your memory. sneer

I will backhand you back to hooker lake to earn me my tree fiddy uhuh

Drools likes the BBC 😘

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you back to hooker lake to earn me my tree fiddy uhuh
You won't do anything but get backhanded by me. sneer
Originally posted by Facee
Drools likes the BBC 😘
Whatever keeps him earning. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
You won't do anything but get backhanded by me. sneer

You won’t do anything but get pimped out by me. pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You won’t do anything but get pimped out by me. pimp
I've slapped you silly. Stop slacking and get to earning, slap hoochie. sneer

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