The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by steverules_24,544 pages
Originally posted by Badabing
Shut your flapping hooker lips before I backhand you, and call me sir. sneer

I will backhand you into oblivion. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you into oblivion. uhuh
I do belong in that awesome Tom Cruise movie. mmm

I think I'll just backhand you for fun instead. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I do belong in that awesome Tom Cruise movie. mmm

I think I'll just backhand you for fun instead. sneer

It was an okay film. Have you seen who the next doctor is going to be played by?

I might bury you in the ground for fun. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
It was an okay film. Have you seen who the next doctor is going to be played by?

I might bury you in the ground for fun. uhuh

I saw the next doctor but have no clue who he is. Do you know anything about him?

I will bury you in the sun. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I saw the next doctor but have no clue who he is. Do you know anything about him?

I will bury you in the sun. sneer

Only thing I’ve seen him in is a show called Sex education, he plays a homosexual.

I will bury you at hooker lake so you can earn. uhuh

Bada + Steve:

100% KMC canon.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Only thing I’ve seen him in is a show called Sex education, he plays a homosexual.

I will bury you at hooker lake so you can earn. uhuh

If they continue with bad writing and woke nonsense I'll stop watching.

I will backhand you and your erupting inflamed anus to the duck pond, slap hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Bada + Steve:

100% KMC canon.

😂 and 😘

That's very disturbing.

Originally posted by Badabing
😂 and 😘

That's very disturbing.

Guess who wrote that.

Hint: one of the most respected writers on KMC, arguably the most respected (and I'm not being sarcastic this time)

Originally posted by Badabing
If they continue with bad writing and woke nonsense I'll stop watching.

I will backhand you and your erupting inflamed anus to the duck pond, slap hoochie. sneer

Yeah I haven’t watched it in a while but they’re filming a David Tennant episode so I might watch that. mhmm

I will backhand you in to a furnace. uhuh

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Guess who wrote that.

Hint: one of the most respected writers on KMC, arguably the most respected (and I'm not being sarcastic this time)

JBL?

😂

Alan Moore.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Guess who wrote that.

Hint: one of the most respected writers on KMC, arguably the most respected (and I'm not being sarcastic this time)

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
😂

Alan Moore.

What is wrong with him?! 😖
Originally posted by steverules_2
Yeah I haven’t watched it in a while but they’re filming a David Tennant episode so I might watch that. mhmm

I will backhand you in to a furnace. uhuh

I will backhand a furnace into you. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand a furnace into you. sneer

I will backhand Uranus into your exploded inflamed anus uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand Uranus into your exploded inflamed anus uhuh
I will backhand you, Uranus, your inflamed anus and a furnace into a supernova. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you, Uranus, your inflamed anus and a furnace into a supernova. sneer

I will backhand you to the end of the universe and back uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Craptor Binks has been backhanded and bullied from this thread by me

I have successfully sent Binks scurrying back to hooker lake to earn pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you to the end of the universe and back uhuh
I will backhand you to the turd universe because that's where you belong. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you to the turd universe because that's where you belong. sneer

I’m not going to your home uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’m not going to your home uhuh
As my hooker you will go where I backhand you to. sneer