The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you to Hookertron where you will be pimped out to all the residents uhuh pimp
You will do nothing but go where I backhand you to and earn me tree fiddy with your ass mouth and inflamed anus. sneer

pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
You will do nothing but go where I backhand you to and earn me tree fiddy with your ass mouth and inflamed anus. sneer

pimp

You will do nothing but take my backhands to that stupid hooker face of yours and earn me tree fiddy with your hoochie coochie uhuh pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You will do nothing but take my backhands to that stupid hooker face of yours and earn me tree fiddy with your hoochie coochie uhuh pimp
You are a delusional duck sucker. Backhanding you is as easy as pimping you out for about tree fiddy. sneer

pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
You are a delusional duck sucker. Backhanding you is as easy as pimping you out for about tree fiddy. sneer

pimp

I will backhand you for polluting the air with your foul stench of poop.
Clean out your vagina and get back to earning. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you for polluting the air with your foul stench of poop.
Clean out your vagina and get back to earning. uhuh
I just shat out your twin and easily flushed it down the commode. You're next in line to be flushed. sneer

Drools getting ready for the duck pond.

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Originally posted by Badabing
I just shat out your twin and easily flushed it down the commode. You're next in line to be flushed. sneer

I will backhand you into a black hole, the ultimate commode uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you into a black hole, the ultimate commode uhuh
I will backhand you and the black hole up your inflamed anus. sneer
Originally posted by Facee
Drools getting ready for the duck pond.

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He's a sick piece of poop. 👇

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you and the black hole up your inflamed anus. sneer

I will backhand Donald up your inflamed anus and charge him tree fiddy uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand Donald up your inflamed anus and charge him tree fiddy uhuh
I will backhand you and your inflamed anus into nothingness for free. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you and your inflamed anus into nothingness for free. sneer

You will do nothing but get into your scullery maid outfit and go service the ducks in their chambers for tree fiddy you whore uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You will do nothing but get into your scullery maid outfit and go service the ducks in their chambers for tree fiddy you whore uhuh
I shall backhand from Hooker Lake to your maiden chambers at the Whorebreak Hotel, slap hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I shall backhand from Hooker Lake to your maiden chambers at the Whorebreak Hotel, slap hoochie. sneer

So you’re backhanding yourself ermm1 when you get to whorebreak hotel you’d better start earning or I’ll backhand you uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
So you’re backhanding yourself ermm1 when you get to whorebreak hotel you’d better start earning or I’ll backhand you uhuh
I shall continue to use you as my slap dummy and the ducks will continue to use you as their hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I shall continue to use you as my slap dummy and the ducks will continue to use you as their hoochie. sneer

I will backhand you to duck planet and pimp you out to every single duck including Queen Donald uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you to duck planet and pimp you out to every single duck including Queen Donald uhuh
I will backhand you and your inflamed cancerverse anus to Hookertron where you'll earn. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand you and your inflamed cancerverse anus to Hookertron where you'll earn. sneer

You have an inflamed hookerverse anus, I will backhand you back to your home planet of Hookertron where I will pimp you out for tree fiddy to all residents uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You have an inflamed hookerverse anus, I will backhand you back to your home planet of Hookertron where I will pimp you out for tree fiddy to all residents uhuh
Your role as my hooker, know it. Your besparkled ass mouth, shut it. Your inflamed anus, sell it. If you smeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllll what the Raptor is pimpin'. pimp

sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Your role as my hooker, know it. Your besparkled ass mouth, shut it. Your inflamed anus, sell it. If you smeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllll what the Raptor is pimpin'. pimp

sneer

The Steve understands what took place. The night you won Queen of the turds, you got down on your knees, put your little hands together and said a prayer, and it sounded like this: 'Oh Dear God, you see, my name's Bada. And I just won Queen of the turds. But there's just one problem: everyone still thinks that I ABSOLUTELY SUCK!'

And then at that point, Binks, your house started to shake, the heavens opened up and God Himself spoke to you and said: 'Barbara...' 'But my name's Bada...' 'IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! You are absolutely right. You do suck. But there is one thing and one thing only that you can do. You must go find the man that is simply pimpifying. You must go find The Steve.'

'Oh but God, anybody but the Ste..’ 'KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!' And then as fear went through your body, tears went down your cheek and piss rolled down your leg, your house started to shake again, the clouds parted and the heavens opened. And what seemed like millions... of voices said to you in unison, jabronie, 'If ya smelllll what the Steve... is pimpin'!"

Originally posted by steverules_2
The Steve understands what took place. The night you won Queen of the turds, you got down on your knees, put your little hands together and said a prayer, and it sounded like this: 'Oh Dear God, you see, my name's Bada. And I just won Queen of the turds. But there's just one problem: everyone still thinks that I ABSOLUTELY SUCK!'

And then at that point, Binks, your house started to shake, the heavens opened up and God Himself spoke to you and said: 'Barbara...' 'But my name's Bada...' 'IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! You are absolutely right. You do suck. But there is one thing and one thing only that you can do. You must go find the man that is simply pimpifying. You must go find The Steve.'

'Oh but God, anybody but the Ste..’ 'KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!' And then as fear went through your body, tears went down your cheek and piss rolled down your leg, your house started to shake again, the clouds parted and the heavens opened. And what seemed like millions... of voices said to you in unison, jabronie, 'If ya smelllll what the Steve... is pimpin'!"

Who's the Steve? Probably some larping hooker trying to spread fake news or get his pathetic fanfic noticed. mmm

I will backhand you around because it's Sunday. sneer