The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand your stupid turd nugget head off your whore body and hang it on my wall as a trophy uhuh
You do do nothing but earn and make those amusing whimpers when I backhand you. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You do do nothing but earn and make those amusing whimpers when I backhand you. sneer

You WILL do nothing but thank me for my backhands before returning to Hooker Island to open your butt cheeks and earn me my tree fiddy you dirty tart uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Craptor Binks has been backhanded and bullied from this thread by me

Originally posted by steverules_2
You WILL do nothing but thank me for my backhands before returning to Hooker Island to open your butt cheeks and earn me my tree fiddy you dirty tart uhuh
Stop flapping those hooker lips at me and start wrapping those hooker lips around duck dongs to earn me tree fiddy, slap hussy. sneer

pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Stop flapping those hooker lips at me and start wrapping those hooker lips around duck dongs to earn me tree fiddy, slap hussy. sneer

pimp

I will backhand the Quackverse right up your exploded inflamed anus so you can service the inhabitants of that verse all at once and earn me my tree fiddy. Your flappy butthole will be wrapped around all the duck dongs. uhuh pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand the Quackverse right up your exploded inflamed anus so you can service the inhabitants of that verse all at once and earn me my tree fiddy. Your flappy butthole will be wrapped around all the duck dongs. uhuh pimp
You will do nothing but charge tree fiddy to take what the ducks have for you and get slapped around by me. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You will do nothing but charge tree fiddy to take what the ducks have for you and get slapped around by me. sneer

I charge the ducks tree fiddy so they can use your “services,” I do not charge them tree fiddy for you to give me lip you harlot. Now get to earning. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I charge the ducks tree fiddy so they can use your “services,” I do not charge them tree fiddy for you to give me lip you harlot. Now get to earning. uhuh
Thou shall go forth and sucketh the ducketh for about tree fiddyeth or thou shall be backhandeth by me, slap wench. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Thou shall go forth and sucketh the ducketh for about tree fiddyeth or thou shall be backhandeth by me, slap wench. sneer

Thou shall openeth thine buttock cheeks and earneth me my tree fiddyeth, thou art but a wencheth. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Thou shall openeth thine buttock cheeks and earneth me my tree fiddyeth, thou art but a wencheth. uhuh
You plagiarizing prostitute piece of poop. I will backhand your ass mouth up your inflamed anus. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You plagiarizing prostitute piece of poop. I will backhand your ass mouth up your inflamed anus. sneer

I will backhand the goop poop out of your crusty turd body and into sewerverse uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand the goop poop out of your crusty turd body and into sewerverse uhuh
I will backhand your inflamed anus to Uranus. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand your inflamed anus to Uranus. sneer

I will backhand the entire solar system and universes up your inflamed rectum. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand the entire solar system and universes up your inflamed rectum. uhuh
You won't do anything except service the universe and earn then thank me for the backhands. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You won't do anything except service the universe and earn then thank me for the backhands. sneer

You won’t do anything but earn and accept my backhands to your stupid hooker face. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You won’t do anything but earn and accept my backhands to your stupid hooker face. uhuh
Keep sassing me with those hooker lips and I'll backhand them off your anus face. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Keep sassing me with those hooker lips and I'll backhand them off your anus face. sneer

I will backhand you because your womanly whimpering amuses me. Now clean off the tear stained mascara from you cheeks, lipstick stains from your turd dentures and get back to earning. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you because your womanly whimpering amuses me. Now clean off the tear stained mascara from you cheeks, lipstick stains from your turd dentures and get back to earning. uhuh

I got a complaint from one of your duck customers. They said you showed up with a butt plug in your ass mouth. You disgust me. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I got a complaint from one of your duck customers. They said you showed up with a butt plug in your ass mouth. You disgust me. sneer

I got complaints from Donald that you gave him butthole herpes. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I got complaints from Donald that you gave him butthole herpes. uhuh
No you didn't you lying floozy. Get your inflamed anus out of here and back to Hooker Lake. sneer