The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2
No I will backhand you and pimp you out. uhuh
I just shat out your twin. Now get back to milking, slap tart. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I just shat out your twin. Now get back to milking, slap tart. sneer

What you do on Donald’s chest is between you two. As long as I get my tree fiddy. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
What you do on Donald’s chest is between you two. As long as I get my tree fiddy. uhuh
I will backhand these disgusting fantasies from your hooker mind, slap dummy. sneer

I've already started prepping for Thanksgiving. Going to try to make a tiramisu from scratch. The recipe doesn't look that complicated. It's going to be glorious!

Drools, more whores, cigars and cheap wine!

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand these disgusting fantasies from your hooker mind, slap dummy. sneer

You won’t be using your crap hands for anything but hooker duties. uhuh

Originally posted by Facee
I've already started prepping for Thanksgiving. Going to try to make a tiramisu from scratch. The recipe doesn't look that complicated. It's going to be glorious!

Drools, more whores, cigars and cheap wine!

Drools, get to servicing the duck. pimp
Originally posted by steverules_2
You won’t be using your crap hands for anything but hooker duties. uhuh
I will TP backhand your turd husk body into the commode than flush you down to Hooker Lake so you can earn. sneer

Originally posted by Facee
Drools, more whores, cigars and cheap wine!

I’ll send Binks over with the cigars and cheap wine. pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
Drools, get to servicing the duck. pimp I will TP backhand your turd husk body into the commode than flush you down to Hooker Lake so you can earn. sneer

He asked me to send more whores, I’m sending you. Get to earning hussy. Cigars, cheap wine and your maiden uniform are in your hand bag. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll send Binks over with the cigars and cheap wine. pimp

He asked me to send more whores, I’m sending you. Get to earning hussy. Cigars, cheap wine and your maiden uniform are in your hand bag. uhuh

Shut your lying hooker hole and open up your inflamed anus to earn me tree fiddy you skanky sidewalk Sally. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Shut your lying hooker hole and open up your inflamed anus to earn me tree fiddy you skanky sidewalk Sally. sneer

Go and service Donald you skank ho. He asked me, a pimp, for more whores and you’re it. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Go and service Donald you skank ho. He asked me, a pimp, for more whores and you’re it. uhuh
He asked you because you're a hooker, dunderhead. Now get back to earning, slap tart. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
He asked you because you're a hooker, dunderhead. Now get back to earning, slap tart. sneer

You ask a pimp for more hookers. ermm1

So go fluff, milk and service Donald. Earn me my tree fiddy or you’ll be earning backhands. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You ask a pimp for more hookers. ermm1

So go fluff, milk and service Donald. Earn me my tree fiddy or you’ll be earning backhands. uhuh

Yes, you are a hooker. Now get to earning before I get to pimp smacking, slap tart. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Yes, you are a hooker. Now get to earning before I get to pimp smacking, slap tart. sneer

I’m a pimp and you can deny it as much as you want but the outcome is always the same and that is me pimping you out like the poop whore that you are. Now go shine Donald’s beak. pimp uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’m a pimp and you can deny it as much as you want but the outcome is always the same and that is me pimping you out like the poop whore that you are. Now go shine Donald’s beak. pimp uhuh
You are a simp and a lowly milk maiden. Wipe that besparkled milk mustache from the top of your ass mouth, slap hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are a simp and a lowly milk maiden. Wipe that besparkled milk mustache from the top of your ass mouth, slap hoochie. sneer

I’ll wipe that turd nugget toothed smile right from your hooker face when I’m backhanding you across the room. Go suckle on Donald’s teets til he’s dry. uhuh

Phuck, not another storm. This is ridiculous 😬

When the Euphrates River runs dry and the deserts bloom green...

The end times are coming.

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’ll wipe that turd nugget toothed smile right from your hooker face when I’m backhanding you across the room. Go suckle on Donald’s teets til he’s dry. uhuh
The only thing needing wiped is the besparkled feathers from your inflamed anus and drooling ass mouth. sneer
Originally posted by Facee
Phuck, not another storm. This is ridiculous 😬
And in November too. 👇

Originally posted by Badabing
The only thing needing wiped is the besparkled feathers from your inflamed anus and drooling ass mouth. sneer And in November too. 👇

I’m backhanding you to Donald. In the event of a flood he can use your inflamed buttocks as a life raft. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’m backhanding you to Donald. In the event of a flood he can use your inflamed buttocks as a life raft. uhuh
More hooker lies since my anus is a virgin. Your gaping inflamed anus could be a shelter for his entire city. ~~ sneer