The Blue Oyster Bar

Originally posted by steverules_2
You can add whatever lies you want to YOUR KMC book of canon. But the fact remains that I’m your pimp and slap lord. You’re my whore and backhand wench. uhuh pimp

sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
The KMC Book of Canon is all about truth. The truth is I casually slap you around for fun and pimp you out for tree fiddy. pimp

sneer

The truth is you’ve already admitted that I’m a pimp and slap lord. Now go earn me tree fiddy like a good little turd tart. pimp uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
The truth is you’ve already admitted that I’m a pimp and slap lord. Now go earn me tree fiddy like a good little turd tart. pimp uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing
You are full of crap because you're poop. And you already admitted you understand my intent despite any typos. So get out of here with your fanfic before I backhand you out, slap tart. sneer

I don’t speak turd. But all I know from you is that you consider me your pimp and slap lord. In Whoreinthians 13 ‘And thus the slap lord Steverules struck his pimp hand upon the turd tart, Binks. And sent her out to earn him his tree fiddy.’ uhuh pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
I don’t speak turd. But all I know from you is that you consider me your pimp and slap lord. In Whoreinthians 13 ‘And thus the slap lord Steverules struck his pimp hand upon the turd tart, Binks. And sent her out to earn him his tree fiddy.’ uhuh pimp

sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will smite you with my clawed pimp hand for this heresy. Then I shall pimp you out because you're the whore of Babylon. pimp

sneer

I am pimp royalty. You are a royal whore and shall be pimped out. Go and earn me my tree fiddy you insufferable wench. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I am pimp royalty. You are a royal whore and shall be pimped out. Go and earn me my tree fiddy you insufferable wench. uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing
You are pimped by royalty because I am King Badabing, ruler of the drooler. sneer

You are a queen poop whore. I shall backhand you from my pimp castle and send you back to the streets where you shall earn. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You are a queen poop whore. I shall backhand you from my pimp castle and send you back to the streets where you shall earn. uhuh

sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Your home, the Whorebreak Hotel, is no castle. 😬

sneer

Your home, Donald’s butthole, is your workplace.

uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your home, Donald’s butthole, is your workplace.

uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing
Your home will be a shallow grave near your milking station if you don't stop sassing me. sneer

You shall be backhanded to death. Welcome to die! uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You shall be backhanded to death. Welcome to die! uhuh

Originally posted by Badabing
No, I won't. I will backhand the nonsense and poop from your turd husk body. sneer

You’ll backhand duck testicles for tree fiddy. uhuh pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ll backhand duck testicles for tree fiddy. uhuh pimp

sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Wrong. But you will fondle duck nuts for about tree fiddy. pimp

sneer

Originally posted by steverules_2

Pr and Binks

Originally posted by steverules_2

I'm still adorable as a stomach mutant twin. 👆

Originally posted by Badabing
What is this crap? Oh, it's Drools. sneer

I'm still adorable as a stomach mutant twin. 👆

You will use your little mutant arms for milking. uhuh pimp

Originally posted by steverules_2
You will use your little mutant arms for milking. uhuh pimp

Originally posted by Badabing
I would use those mutant arms to backhand you around. So nothing would change, slap dummy. sneer

No nothing would change because you will still be milking, getting backhanded on a daily basis and being my whore. Things would be changing if it was the complete opposite of that. uhuh pimp