The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by Badabing4,544 pages

Originally posted by steverules_2
You keep Noodle out of this! You are a little turd who speaks turd. I will backhand you back to LoB, you can “play” with him. uhuh
I'll get you my hooker...

And your little dog too. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I'll get you my hooker...

And your little dog too. sneer


Drools little dog " noodle " is going to be famous 😈

Originally posted by Facee
Drools little dog " noodle " is going to be famous 😈
Poor Sturd.

Originally posted by Badabing
I'll get you my hooker...

And your little dog too. sneer

The only thing you’ll be getting is serviced uhuh

Originally posted by Facee
Drools little dog " noodle " is going to be famous 😈

Didn’t you have dachshund’s?

Originally posted by steverules_2
The only thing you’ll be getting is serviced uhuh

Didn’t you have dachshund’s?

No thanks. I don't want or need the services of you, Captain Jack Hookerness. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
No thanks. I don't want or need the services of you, Captain Jack Hookerness. sneer

I’m the pimp and you’re a turd whore. You sell your hooker services, get serviced and earn me my tree fiddy. You then return to me with my money and your daily dose of backhands. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I’m the pimp and you’re a turd whore. You sell your hooker services, get serviced and earn me my tree fiddy. You then return to me with my money and your daily dose of backhands. uhuh
Wrong. You threatened to service me like a prissy little tart and I declined. Sit down before I slap you down, slap dummy. sneer

Originally posted by steverules_2
The only thing you’ll be getting is serviced uhuh

Didn’t you have dachshund’s?


You wouldn't you monster! You stay away from them!
https://ibb.co/dfmWyg7

😐

Originally posted by Badabing
Wrong. You threatened to service me like a prissy little tart and I declined. Sit down before I slap you down, slap dummy. sneer

I didn’t. ermm1 You however admitted to being a tree fiddy whore and that I am your slap lord, Lord Pimpsalot. You shall be backhanded for simply existing. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I didn’t. ermm1 You however admitted to being a tree fiddy whore and that I am your slap lord, Lord Pimpsalot. You shall be backhanded for simply existing. uhuh
Stop trying to walk it back. Get back to milking and mouth catching penis boomerangs, slap hussy.

Originally posted by Badabing
Stop trying to walk it back. Get back to milking and mouth catching penis boomerangs, slap hussy.

You will be walking your sidewalk, milking, earning and butthole catching penis boomerangs and anything or anyone else with tree fiddy. I will get back to backhanding you just because I can and pimping you out. pimp uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You will be walking your sidewalk, milking, earning and butthole catching penis boomerangs and anything or anyone else with tree fiddy. I will get back to backhanding you just because I can and pimping you out. pimp uhuh
You are butt hurt because you have a gaping inflamed anus used for servicing. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
You are butt hurt because you have a gaping inflamed anus used for servicing. sneer

Your raw inflamed anus may be bleeding and infected but I don’t care, you will still earn. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
Your raw inflamed anus may be bleeding and infected but I don’t care, you will still earn. uhuh
Keep sassing me and I will no longer allow you to eat penis flavored lollipops. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Keep sassing me and I will no longer allow you to eat penis flavored lollipops. sneer

You’ll continue to eat penis to earn me my tree fiddy. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You’ll continue to eat penis to earn me my tree fiddy. uhuh
I will backhand these deranged notions from your stupid hooker brain. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
I will backhand these deranged notions from your stupid hooker brain. sneer

You craphands will be used for milking, happy endings and whatever other services the clientele wants. You’re a lowly turd tart. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
You craphands will be used for milking, happy endings and whatever other services the clientele wants. You’re a lowly turd tart. uhuh
Keep your greasy hooker mouth shut until it's time for you to earn, slap hoochie. sneer

Originally posted by Badabing
Keep your greasy hooker mouth shut until it's time for you to earn, slap hoochie. sneer

I will backhand you so hard the duck ooze will become unblocked from all your hooker holes. uhuh

Originally posted by steverules_2
I will backhand you so hard the duck ooze will become unblocked from all your hooker holes. uhuh
What's this crap? Oh, it's just Sturd the prostitute flapping this hooker lips. sneer