Originally posted by Kayakat
Hiya Team waveoh and thank you Guy and Nihilist For signing my guestbook hug
and Happy birthday llagrok birthday
Yay, cake.
Originally posted by Faceman
So who's birthday is it anyways ?
😕j/k 😛
Happy Birthday llag ! You're finally old enough to have sex !! Jumpy
I turn 19 uhuh
Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
Ohhh nice one mate😄Damn it...if I were there I would have...I dunno...done something illegal to get her to frisk me and such 😖hifty:😂
Lol, nearby on the floor there was a bottle of Strongbow laying on its side, but it
still had some cider inside it, and this drunk bloke jumped on it, and the bottle
didn't have a lid on, so the remnants of the cider exploded out and sprayed all
up this police women's legs.
So she said "Thanks" in a really sarcastic way, and this piss head was all trying
to apologize and everything, but when he got close to her he stopped what he
was saying, then just said "Did it hurt?", and she says "Did what hurt?", so this
bloke then says "When you fell from heaven"!
I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes straight. Not only was that one of
the worst lines i've ever heard, but the context in the way he said it, and
after having just covered her legs in cider, expected her to give him her number.
Maybe you had to be there, but it was really funny at the time. And no, she
didn't give him her number, but she turned round to wave at me when she
eventually left 😉
Oh, if i was single.....................