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A perpetually rotating planet makes for difficult greetings.
We're expecting 103 degrees in the Valley today. That, ladies and gentlemen, is hot enough to cook breakfast on the hood of your car. Of course, I don't recommend this; LA smog buildup causes cancer.
Hey Neo and Speed: What's all this nonsense about a secret? You guys planning to conquer the world, or something? May I have Pennsylvania and Grand Cayman Island?
Hey Guy. We've lived in the same state for almost a year. We should hang sometime. 😎