What if nipples... · The Off-Topic Forum

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Röland
If nipples dispensed M&M's, especially peanut M&M's, I would be in heaven.

Well what would it have to dispense for you to return to hell?

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well what would it have to dispense for you to return to hell?

Hmmm, I dunno, something worthy of sending me to hell I guess.

Like crack or something.

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Röland
Hmmm, I dunno, something worthy of sending me to hell I guess.
Like crack or something.

Hairy crack...

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by Röland
If nipples dispensed M&M's, especially peanut M&M's, I would be in heaven.

lol what if nips dispensed synthetic condoms

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by MR.Grum
lol what if nips dispensed synthetic condoms

Wouldn't matter to me, I don't need 'em.

BUT it'd be pretty cool..I'd just be standing there with holes cut in the nipples and a jacket over top unzipped, I'd walk down the street and quickly open my jacket to people who had their back turned, shoot them in the back of the head, close my jacket back up...continue walking.

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Hairy crack...

Ew. Hair is bad.

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Wouldn't matter to me, I don't need 'em.
BUT it'd be pretty cool..I'd just be standing there with holes cut in the nipples and a jacket over top unzipped, I'd walk down the street and quickly open my jacket to people who had their back turned, shoot them in the back of the head, close my jacket back up...continue walking.

id just take a condoms and put them on door knobs

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Röland
Ew. Hair is bad.

You have hair in your ass crack? YOU SICKO.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
id just take a condoms and put them on door knobs

True...I'd have some fun with them.

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You have hair in your ass crack? YOU SICKO.

It's hard to shave back there. haermm

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Röland
It's hard to shave back there. haermm

😂 Get your Mom to shave your asscrack for you. xd2

PITT_HAPPENS "Pitt Happens"

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
You lick the wife's that much?

✅

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Who said that? He's got a pair of his own.

But I can't lick my own 🙁

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by Röland
It's hard to shave back there. haermm

do what i do rub hair removersteeks

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You have hair in your ass crack? YOU SICKO.
True...I'd have some fun with them.

put them on your friends computer

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
😂 Get your Mom to shave your asscrack for you. xd2

You're twisted. 😂

Originally posted by MR.Grum
do what i do rub hair removersteeks

No thx. salute

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by Röland
You're twisted. 😂
No thx. salute

jherbill do it for you

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by MR.Grum
jherbill do it for you

No thx. jockey

Kelly_Bean Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
✅ But I can't lick my own 🙁

But they can shoot food out of them, right? Shoot it in your mouth, lol.

Originally posted by MR.Grum
put them on your friends computer

Or in it.

Originally posted by Röland
You're twisted. 😂
No thx. salute

Thanks!

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Thanks!

You're welcome. jhappy

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by PITT_HAPPENS
Man if this happened I would like gain 500 pounds 😆

Are you a suckler? sly

PITT_HAPPENS "Pitt Happens"

Originally posted by Strangelove
Are you a suckler? sly

pitt_shifty