Originally posted by Tzeentch._If only that were so, I wouldn't be so enraged and conflicted by you playing an adorable black girl in Dark Heresy, you sadistic ***... <3
Sceam and Dolo are gay.
Originally posted by Dolos😐
Meerkats can hump their mates like spidermonkeys. I can make my gal scream like a banshee while hanging upside down from a tree.
Originally posted by DolosDolos, my subs would leave you a sore, abused, shell of a human being. Colour me unthreatened. 😛
Suffice it to say you better make sure I never meet your girlfriend. 😎Btw how did you get duped into getting pepper in your eyes?
And I was handling the peppers, we were having one of those 'booze induced test of manhood moments' that happen when multiple men gather in one place with enough alcohol and something really unpleasant available. I was cutting them up, eye got itchy. I'm actually lucky my eye wasn't damaged.
http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/2853-trinidad-moruga-scorpion-chili-pepper.html
"When you eat an unreasonably spicy Trinidad Moruga Scorpion pepper, on the other hand, numbness doesn't cut it. Your body steps up its defense mechanisms by instantaneously inflating liquid-filled balloons of sorts inside your oral cavity. "You would typically get blistering in your mouth and your throat as you were swallowing," Bosland said. By putting these high-heat-capacity cushions (blisters) under the top layer of your skin, your body is attempting to absorb heat entering through that layer. "The body is sensing a burn, and it's sacrificing the top layer of cells to say, 'OK, they're going to die now to prevent letting the heat get farther into the body.'""
"Trinidad Moruga Scorpion peppers contain about as much capsaicin — the chemical compound in peppers that makes them burn by activating heat receptors in human nerve endings — as a shot glass full of law enforcement-grade pepper spray"
They can irritate and blister unprotected skin, let alone your eye, lol. I. Felt. So. Dumb. 😐
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Dolos, my subs would leave you a sore, abused, shell of a human being. Colour me unthreatened. 😛
Subs? Do you mean corrupting me or fighting me off? I wanna be corrupted big time by a cute lady friend actually.
And I was handling the peppers, we were having one of those 'booze induced test of manhood moments' that happen when multiple men gather in one place with enough alcohol and something really unpleasant available. I was cutting them up, eye got itchy. I'm actually lucky my eye wasn't damaged.http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/2853-trinidad-moruga-scorpion-chili-pepper.html
"When you eat an unreasonably spicy Trinidad Moruga Scorpion pepper, on the other hand, numbness doesn't cut it. Your body steps up its defense mechanisms by instantaneously inflating liquid-filled balloons of sorts inside your oral cavity. "You would typically get blistering in your mouth and your throat as you were swallowing," Bosland said. By putting these high-heat-capacity cushions (blisters) under the top layer of your skin, your body is attempting to absorb heat entering through that layer. "The body is sensing a burn, and it's sacrificing the top layer of cells to say, 'OK, they're going to die now to prevent letting the heat get farther into the body.'""
"Trinidad Moruga Scorpion peppers contain about as much capsaicin — the chemical compound in peppers that makes them burn by activating heat receptors in human nerve endings — as a shot glass full of law enforcement-grade pepper spray"
They can irritate and blister unprotected skin, let alone your eye, lol. I. Felt. So. Dumb. 😐
Hey just be like me, hang around boring Church people.
Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I mean partners who wear collars signifying their submission. Subs.And both, depending which of my exes you made an advance on you might end up with a broken nose, or tied up with your chest branded. I'm barely exaggerating.
You're into masochism?
Not for me actually. I'm not sadistic either but I do take it upon myself to do most of the work. That's why I really like women who are just very passionate when they're on top but like to be sweft off their feet as well. What I really like are athletic women, just not sadists/"subs" or masochists.