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Originally posted by SwindlingSmurph
Your parents can't be blamed. After all, Australia JUST realized that stinging while you pee isn't God's gift to man.

Also,

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=469504&from=thread&pagenumber=1

Pfffft,atleast Australias figured out that it's ONLY women that can carry babies,instead of having needless sex with men like most canucks.

Well,thats been your excuse for the past 200 years...

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Sup Guy,has it going?

goin good

how you been

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Pfffft,atleast Australias figured out that it's ONLY women that can carry babies,instead of having needless sex with men like most canucks.

Well,thats been your excuse for the past 200 years...

Srsly, every single one of you.

Originally posted by SwindlingSmurph
Anyways.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t469504.html

If you don't post, a bleeding, moaning Smurf will appear in your room at night, and decapitate you. With an ax.

Originally posted by SwindlingSmurph
That's right. You Australians don't have sex with the same gender because you're confused, it's really just because you're all gay or "loose".

Srsly, every single one of you.

And yet we are still a touristy hot spot for you people.

coincidence?i think not.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
And yet we are still a touristy hot spot for you people.

coincidence?i think not.

Also, the weather's a bonus.

Originally posted by SwindlingSmurph
We're like the missionaries, attempting to provide basic values to ignoramuses.

Also, the weather's a bonus.

Well,you definetly get down on your knees at times,and also yelling out "oh god".....but it's never because of praying.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Well,you definetly get down on your knees at times,and also yelling out "oh god".....but it's never because of praying.

We can only watch so many positions between your sister, a kangaroo, and a surfboard before it's too much.

Originally posted by SwindlingSmurph
I have one partner, as in, singular.

So, still entering, I suppose. Gotta PM him though.

The tourney without you would be more boring than with you, Smurph.

Originally posted by SwindlingSmurph
It's generally because of shock.

We can only watch so many positions between your sister, a kangaroo, and a surfboard before it's too much.

I know,those orgasmic hallucinations can be a b*tch hey?

sometimes our skills can be a burden....

Much like your breed on society 🙂

Also,do you come from french Canada?

Originally posted by Martian_mind
I know,those orgasmic hallucinations can be a b*tch hey?

sometimes our skills can be a burden....

Much like your breed on society 🙂

Also,do you come from french Canada?

Also, noooooo.

Originally posted by SwindlingSmurph
The only skill was managing to climax before every bone in the kangaroo was crushed under your sister's weight.

Also, noooooo.

Again you reveal your lack of knowledge in my culture as you would know

a) A Kangaroo has no bones,it's supported by fluid filled bladders

and

b) That wasn't a Kangaroo,Aussie men are just hung that well.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Again you reveal your lack of knowledge in my culture as you would know

a) A Kangaroo has no bones,it's supported by fluid filled bladders

and

b) That wasn't a Kangaroo,Aussie men are just hung that well.

b) Actually, I thought it was just a joey...

c) You log on too late... I'm uber tired. G'nite, M&M

Originally posted by SwindlingSmurph
a) Awesome super power. haermm

b) Actually, I thought it was just a joey...

c) You log on too late... I'm uber tired. G'nite, M&M

Then There's no real insult to my sister,backpedalling ftw..

G'night ye of the retarded timezone.

Ahoy-hoy... *cough*

Originally posted by pr1983
Ahoy-hoy... *cough*

Have a nice day, pr...

Hello everybody.
Assasins Creed comes out soon *WOOT*

So does DMC 4....

Gonna miss Dante,but I like Nero.

Originally posted by Charlotte DeBel
Have a nice day, pr...

you too... 🙂

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Hello everybody.
Assasins Creed comes out soon *WOOT*

So does DMC 4....

Gonna miss Dante,but I like Nero.

dante isnt in it?

Originally posted by pr1983
you too... 🙂

dante isnt in it?

He is....but he's not the main character...

Hell i think you actually fight him at some stages...

But i'm still syked for Assasins Creed,looks great.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
He is....but he's not the main character...

Hell i think you actually fight him at some stages...

But i'm still syked for Assasins Creed,looks great.

i've heard nothing but positive things about assassins creed...

dante isnt the main character? hmm... i hope this isnt another mgs 2...