Wolverine vs. The Luggage

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Wolverine vs. The Luggage

Wolverine

vs.

The Luggage (Discworld)

Assume that Logan has threatened the Luggage's current owner... they start 10 feet apart.

It's a mimic.

Originally posted by Creshosk
It's a mimic.
Huh?

I reckon it could permanently kill Wolvy.

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
Huh?

I reckon it could permanently kill Wolvy.

A mimic is a type of monster that resembles a treasure chest.

Originally posted by Creshosk
A mimic is a type of monster that resembles a treasure chest.

however it's not just that, It has many dimensions hidden within it that it could swallow wolverine into, and it's composed of the most powerfully magical substance in the entire discworld universe. Plus the fact that it has the ability to go anywhere(and I mean anywhere, the thing can follow it's master through time and dimesnsions) and it's extremely vicious and intelligent(sometimes it will open its top just enough that someone can see a chestful of gold, and then swallow them up, and I don't believe swords have had any effect on it. I give this to the luggage. In the book it is described as "half suitcase, half suicidal maniac"

Originally posted by Creshosk
A mimic is a type of monster that resembles a treasure chest.
Oh, I know what a Mimic is.

But the luggage isn't one. Not really.

Except that it looks like a chest, the nature is very different. And the luggage is better. Pretty much what Akuki said, I won't bother repeating it.

Originally posted by Akuki
however it's not just that, It has many dimensions hidden within it that it could swallow wolverine into, and it's composed of the most powerfully magical substance in the entire discworld universe. Plus the fact that it has the ability to go anywhere(and I mean anywhere, the thing can follow it's master through time and dimesnsions) and it's extremely vicious and intelligent(sometimes it will open its top just enough that someone can see a chestful of gold, and then swallow them up, and I don't believe swords have had any effect on it. I give this to the luggage. In the book it is described as "half suitcase, half suicidal maniac"
Sounds like a mimic all right.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Sounds like a mimic all right.

It's definitely has some of those traits, but it has a powerset far above and beyond any mimic.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Sounds like a mimic all right.
Meh... I'm not used to DnD Mimics, so I perhaps they're closer.

The Luggage has been shown numerous times in the past to "swallow" men whole who threaten its master, and, the closest thing one could really relate the inside of the Luggage to is a pocket dimension. Beyond that, it can also travel anywhere- Death's Domain, other dimensions, etc. And is inextricably linked to its owner wherever they may be. It's blunt damage intake is pretty extraordinary as well, having battered down many a wall, in "anger".

So... The Luggage wins.

I'm not sure how effective teh clawz would be on it... but as soon as the Luggage could swallow Wolvy, end of match.

Logan

Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
Logan
Why?

...

Liar.

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
Meh... I'm not used to DnD Mimics, so I perhaps they're closer.

The Luggage has been shown numerous times in the past to "swallow" men whole who threaten its master, and, the closest thing one could really relate the inside of the Luggage to is a pocket dimension. Beyond that, it can also travel anywhere- Death's Domain, other dimensions, etc. And is inextricably linked to its owner wherever they may be. It's blunt damage intake is pretty extraordinary as well, having battered down many a wall, in "anger".

So... The Luggage wins.

I'm not sure how effective teh clawz would be on it... but as soon as the Luggage could swallow Wolvy, end of match.

Annoying little putzes in what ever the game I encountered them. usually only take 1 point of damage from whatever attack you hit them with.And that's if you're lucky to do anything or even hit.

I can't really see Wolverine winning this.

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
Liar.

Biter!

Originally posted by Creshosk
Annoying little putzes in what ever the game I encountered them. usually only take 1 point of damage from whatever attack you hit them with.And that's if you're lucky to do anything or even hit.

I can't really see Wolverine winning this.

Meh. As was said, The Luggage really dwarfs most Mimics.

Yeah... technically Wolverine may be able to stab it, I don't know if Adamantium > Sapient Pearwood or not.

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
Meh. As was said, The Luggage really dwarfs most Mimics.

Yeah... technically Wolverine may be able to stab it, I don't know if Adamantium > Sapient Pearwood or not.

So it's more like a kaiser mimic?

http://www.seikens.com/bestiary-mimic.html

Originally posted by Creshosk
So it's more like a kaiser mimic?

http://www.seikens.com/bestiary-mimic.html

I couldn't say...

Essentially, the Luggage is a piece of eternally-loyal traveling equipment. It can hold (afaik), a limitless supply of stuff within it, so long as the item's small enough for it to swallow, and even that is not clearly defined...

It can follow its master anywhere they go, be it Death's Realm or otherwise.

It's impervious to magic, and to near any damage. I wasn't sure what hope adamantium had.

It's made of the most powerful magical substance in the Discworld, is very intelligent and dangerous.

Also very vicious... "Half suitcase, half homicidal maniac".

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
I couldn't say...

Essentially, the Luggage is a piece of eternally-loyal traveling equipment. It can hold (afaik), a limitless supply of stuff within it, so long as the item's small enough for it to swallow, and even that is not clearly defined...

It can follow its master anywhere they go, be it Death's Realm or otherwise.

It's impervious to magic, and to near any damage. I wasn't sure what hope adamantium had.

It's made of the most powerful magical substance in the Discworld, is very intelligent and dangerous.

Also very vicious... "Half suitcase, half homicidal maniac".

You do know that each time you describe this you describe a mimic right?

Originally posted by Creshosk
You do know that each time you describe this you describe a mimic right?
Lies...

Let's try this from the opposite end.

YOU describe a Mimic. sly